Eat The Fruitcake: Humorous Christmas Printed Card

Item #: C2538XSG
Cover Reads:
Eat The Fruitcake You Filthy Whore.
Inside Reads:
Open Wide And Have A Merry Christmas!
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If you can find 'anyone' to eat the fruitcake, it's a Christmas miracle. Or a fruitcake-eating whore you've found. Like the girl in the red dress getting her cakehole stuffed by the boy in the candy cane-striped shirt on this tasteful Funny Christmas Card. Open wide and cram home a 'Merry Christmas!' Fruitcake available separately.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Eat The Fruitcake
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
March 15, 2016
UPC:
745469995633
Availability:
In Stock
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By Brad
Houston, TX
The Element of Shock & Surprise
January 16, 2023
Any reason to use the word "whore" on a holiday card is the absolute correct reason! Everyone I sent this card to had a visual in my brain of them saying the phrase out loud--and I have laughed and laughed to myself!