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Keep the Bow: Hysterical Christmas Paper Card

Hysterical Christmas Paper Card by Dan Piraro from - Keep the Bow image 1Hysterical Christmas Paper Card by Dan Piraro from - Keep the Bow image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1 - 7$4.49 ea.
8 - 15$3.49 ea.
16 - 37$1.69 ea.
38+$1.50 ea.
Item #: 1857
Cover Reads: The Car Is A Rental, But You Can Keep The Bow. I Just Wanted To Annoy The Neighbors.
Inside Reads: Hope Your Christmas Is Full Of Disappointments Surprises This Year.

Occasion: Christmas

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Is there anything more annoying than the car commercials where people are given a shiny new, expensive luxury auto as a gift, complete with a big red bow on top? We’ve never seen anyone in our neighborhood do that. NobleWorks Cards knows that most people can't afford such presents, and has created funny Christmas cards to express that.

Dan Piraro, creator of “Bizarro,” nailed how we all feel about those annoying commercials in this hilarious Christmas card. It’s ideal for friends and family who hate the holidays, and the clean humor makes this hilarious Christmas card perfect for church festivities, office parties or other holiday gatherings. We guarantee it will get passed around and generate big-time laughs.

This year, give holiday cards that will get a laugh by coming to NobleWorks Cards. You won’t find cards this funny at the grocery store. We also offer bulk discounts and free shipping, so maybe you can save up enough dimes for your own luxury car. Or maybe just the bow.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Keep the Bow Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Dan Piraro
Credit: Bizarro by Dan Piraro
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced: March 15, 2013
UPC: 745469018578
Availability: In Stock
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By Beth C.
November 2, 2019
By Martha
Framingham, MA
Hardy har har
December 22, 2018
What a mean trick. If my husband did that to me I would have taken that Mercedes for a very long road trip on his dime. He can have his bow back too.
ProsGot me to laugh.
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