Birthday Suck: Funny Christmas Card

Do you know a poor schmuck whose birthday is on Christmas? At first, it may seem kind of cool. But then, once you think about it, it’s totally not cool. And you, who have a birthday in the middle of July, can’t relate or understand this schmuck’s plight. But do you know who totally understands? Jesus. Jesus understands.

Finally, there’s a perfect “happy birthday” on Christmas day card for someone who has birthday on Christmas. This hilarious Christmas birthday card is not only a great cartoon by Tim Whyatt, it’s spot-on for someone who has endured this crappy holiday overlap that probably ruined their entire childhood. This Birthday Suck Christmas card will hopefully help this sad sack have a happy Christmas and merry birthday. Not only is this birthday-slash-Christmas card hilarious, it is also cost-effective. Because who wants to buy two cards for the same person at the same time? Oh yeah… that’s why Christmas birthday people are so bitter.

This card doesn’t necessarily have to be a card for someone who has a birthday on Christmas. No one is forcing you or anything. This birthday or Christmas card is also a hilarious satire of how the holidays have become consumer-driven freak shows. Even Jesus, the Reason for the Season, has to go through the same ordeal as others that have birthdays on Christmas. This Birthday Close to Christmas card not only wishes Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, it also shows these jerks that they’re not alone.

You can find funny birthday and Christmas cards combined at NobleWorks. You can also find funny Jesus Christmas cards and other unique, hilarious greeting cards that will help you celebrate with something other than snowflakes, winter scenes and angels. Nothing wrong with any of that crap. But if you’re looking for something different, you’ll find it here. You’re welcome.