What says Christmas more than maiming one’s own private parts with a mallet during a family game of holiday charades? Pretty much everything, but that’s the point. Naughty Christmas cards are fun for those who have a somewhat more risqué sense of humor. Funny Christmas cards are just more interesting than a Santa with a cookie. Be a little rude. Holidays are supposed to fun. Most people will be inundated with cutesy cards with reindeers and snowflakes. Only the lucky few will have naughty Christmas cards with genital mutilation. The Holiday Season can make us all want to brutalize ourselves. Your kids may have you wishing you had acted out a similar charade 5 years ago. Funny and slightly rude Christmas cards are a great gift to receive when you feel like pulling out your hair. Do you have a friend that seems super Christmas crazy? Send them this hilarious risqué and nonsensical naughty Christmas card. They’ll appreciate it more than…well…painful, painful charades.