Funny Birthday Greeting Cards and Funny Birthday Quotes by NobleWorks®
Who has hundreds of fiercely Funny Birthday Cards
just waiting to instantly make you the 'best humorous-card giver that ever lived'? Oooh, oooh, pick me, I know! It's NobleWorks Cards, bitches, that's who! Nothing eases the sting of getting old and having another birthday quite as well as a sarcastic birthday card. Actually, who are we kidding? There are quite a few other things that could ease the sting a little better. But those things cost a lot of money, are usually at least kind of … and often end in divorce. So if you can avoid all that drama and still make someone pretty damn happy for under 3 bucks, I think you've done more than your fair share.
The only great thing about having another birthday is getting a cards with a hilarious happy birthday message. Okay, it's not the only great thing, but a hilarious old age joke in a form of a humorous birthday card shipped free directly from wholesale card publisher NobleWorks is sure to put a smile on the faces of all your aging friends and relatives. (Of course, you're not aging, just them.)
While they may be getting old, the jokes on our hilarious birthday cards never do! From hilarious cartoons to retro images with talk bubbles cards and soon out a new line of Showtime “Weeds” humor birthday cards, we've got something funny for every man's or woman's birthday. Yes we publish a huge selection of hilarious cards that are perfect for men!
And we don't stop at funny cards. We also offer a rather impressive lineup of Naughty Birthday Cards
, complete with dirty jokes and naughty greetings, some sarcastic humor, and occasional mean cartoon. Not bad enough for you? You like to live a little closer to the edge? I think our unique sacrilegious cards that have a little fun at the Big J.C.'s expense may be what you're looking for! Just don't call us when you're burning for all eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. Unless it's after 9 pm or on the weekend, of course. Or you could text? Yeah, just text. We're more into textual relationships anyway. So buy a birthday card funny already, and we'll have something to text about.
Did you know that the folks at NobleWorks (the crazy minds behind NobleWorksCards) actually love creating risque cards and coming up with humor dirty cards? Quite frankly, their sarcastic card making minds love nothing more than dreaming up the next great raunchy birthday card. If you've ever asked yourself "where can I order mean greeting cards" then look no further! You've come to the right place to purchase unique hilarious birthday greeting cards!