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Milestones
Milestones are special birthdays. They require special birthday cards. It various from culture to culture, but the United States has a few important milestones:
18 Eighteenth birthday. You’re finally adult…kind of. Your 18th birthday is your first step into adulthood and a perfect time for your first hilarious dirty card. It’s time to rejoice, say goodbye to your childhood and pretend to be mature. Or you can simply categorize your toy collection as a “Collector Items,” and no one will question you. Yes, it really works.
21 Twenty-first birthday. You made it past 18 in one piece, hopefully, and now you can finally try that alcohol stuff that was forbidden. What? You tried it before? How? Well, we won’t tell anyone. Someone might even send you a naughty card.
25 Twenty-fifth birthday. It seems 25 is the new quarter-life crisis. You’re just a few years from 30, and didn’t someone say not to trust anyone over 30? Of course, whoever said that is much older than 30 now and we can’t trust the source of this quote.
30 Thirtieth birthday. You’re no longer a young adult. You’re just a plain old fart now. Remember, 30 is the new 20! Especially if math isn’t your strong suit. It is All downhill from hear my man.
40 Fortieth birthday. You’re now certifiably old, and hopefully mature adult. You’re expected to have that whole marriage, children, house, and career thing down. If not, maybe it’s time for a vacation to celebrate your freedom and rub your carefree life in your friends’ faces as they can’t have fun with all those other responsibilities tying them down, or alternatively a wacky funny card might be all that is needed.
50 Fiftieth birthday. If you live to be 100, you’re half way through your life. If you’re a vampire, then it’s all good. Just keep the guns loaded for the zombie apocalypse.
60 Sixtieth birthday. This is similar to turning 50, only now you can give your grandchildren ugly knit sweaters on Christmas when all they wanted was the newest video game. I’m pretty sure it’s an unsaid prerequisite of being 60.
100 Hundredth birthday. Wow. You’re amazing. You are now definitely an old fart. You’ve seen a century, and you can remember some of your great-grandchildren’s names, but not that second-to-last one. He’s kind of weird anyway.
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