NobleWorks Return Policy
How to return a funny card in 3 easy steps:
We don't know why you'd ever want to return any of our outrageously funny cards, but we're down with it if you must...and we won't even ask why, though we are dying to know.
So, here we go:
- Simply find your order record by viewing your account, or just choose the ORDER STATUS link in the blue bar menu under the site's fabulous logo on any page. BTW, It is not too late to sign up for an account. Make sure you sign up with the same email you used to place the order, and all your previous order records will magically appear along with a Return button in full view.
- Choose the Order History tab and locate the order in your order history. You will find clear instructions when viewing the details of the order.
- (Spoiler alert) You will need to click and print a prepaid return label; and, before you know it, they are selling legal blunts at the grocer down the road and everyone is blissfully happy.
Returns undergo a tedious and in-depth inspection by my mother (hey, she needed a job) before approval, which usually doesn't take longer than a minute or two (depending on the grocer...). If everything’s smokin', our little fingers will be hitting that refund button instantaneously.
Now even your credit card is smiling ear to ear for a change. The rest is up to your bank and their particular fetish as to how long they feel the need to fondle your greens. Worry not, as a happy ending is eminent.
Sounds long and laborious, doesn’t it?
But it really ain't. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you'll agree. And, before you dare to disagree, know that all it takes is a light tap on the old foot paddle to releases the flying monkeys.
Feeling brave? Go ahead and Contact us.