Santa: I'M Sorry Timmy
|Item #: 1603|
|Cover Reads: ||I'm sorry you saw me, Timmy. Now I'll have to kill you.|
|Inside Reads: ||Season's Greetings.|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
You know why “Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse”? Because the mice knew better. There’s a reason Santa is so secretive when he visits your home. Don’t ask questions. Don’t snoop around. Enjoy your presents and keep your mouth shut. The big man isn’t trying to be creepy Santa, but he can’t risk his mysterious rep for children that dig too deep. In short, Timmy has to pay. This Nick Downes cartoon is one of the shocking holiday cards that helps keep your kids in bed on Christmas Eve. Sure, Santa is jolly and generous, but his homicidal tendencies are well-documented, and his dark side should be fearfully respected. This Creepy Christmas card is not PC, but it is a warning. Creepy Santa cards are a fun gift for anyone that has a sense of humor. During the busy holiday season and all of its annoyances, especially children hopped up on candy and gifts, a Creepy Santa Card is a hilarious card for anyone with kids. Like many of his other illustrations, this Nick Downes cartoon offers a new, if not somewhat sinister, perspective to an old story. Sorry, Timmy.
|Name: ||Im Sorry Timmy Card|
|Occasion: ||Merry Christmas|
|Product: ||Funny greeting cards|
|LOL Factor: ||Fantastically fearless |
|Category: ||Funny Cards|
|Credit: ||Cartoon by Nick Downes|
|Paper: ||Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.|
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