Face it, sometimes throwing an F-bomb is necessary. If you hit your thumb while hammering or when your favorite hockey team loses on a last-second goal, the F-bomb is appropriate. On the other hand, if you pepper your conversation with so many F-bombs that the characters in Scarface will blush, you may want to find a different choice word. If you have friends or family members who regularly drop the bomb, the Fucker’s Restaurant birthday card is perfect. After reading this card, there are bound to be many laughs and even a few more F-bombs. There is nothing funnier than giving funny, rude happy birthday wishes.