Who hasn’t tied mistletoe around their belt for a holiday party? Frank is just a little bit ballsier and apparently a very accomplished yogi. The inverted bulltoad is a difficult pose. A great gift for a significant other or someone you want to creep out, this naughty Christmas card combines mistletoe jokes and penis jokes to make a delightfully risqué Christmas card. Anybody that enjoys rude Christmas cards will get a kick out if this one. Well, hopefully not a kick. Just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean the absolute splendor of good penis jokes have to be zipped up until New Year’s. Funny Christmas cards are appreciated by those with a sense of humor, especially during the holiday season’s stress. Mistletoe jokes and penis jokes go together like nuts in fruit cake. Rude Christmas cards are only rude for people that are easily offended. And funny Christmas cards are funny for pretty much everyone else. Don’t know which type your significant other is? Send this and find out.