Penis & Mistletoe Funny Card
|Put on a happy face this Christmas.|
|Item #: 5715|
|Cover Reads: ||Forget it Frank, I'm not falling for that one again.|
|Inside Reads: ||Put on a happy face this Christmas.|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
Who hasn’t tied mistletoe around their belt for a holiday party? Frank is just a little bit ballsier and apparently a very accomplished yogi. The inverted bulltoad is a difficult pose. A great gift for a significant other or someone you want to creep out, this naughty Christmas card combines mistletoe jokes and penis jokes to make a delightfully risqué Christmas card. Anybody that enjoys rude Christmas cards will get a kick out if this one. Well, hopefully not a kick. Just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean the absolute splendor of good penis jokes have to be zipped up until New Year’s. Funny Christmas cards are appreciated by those with a sense of humor, especially during the holiday season’s stress. Mistletoe jokes and penis jokes go together like nuts in fruit cake. Rude Christmas cards are only rude for people that are easily offended. And funny Christmas cards are funny for pretty much everyone else. Don’t know which type your significant other is? Send this and find out.
|Name: ||Kiss Nose Mistletoe Card|
|Occasion: ||Merry Christmas|
|Product: ||Funny greeting cards|
|LOL Factor: ||Edibles/|
|Category: ||Dirty Humor Greeting Cards|
|Credit: ||Cartoon by Tim Whyatt|
|Paper: ||Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.|
5718 Inside Text: Bottoms up! Merry Christmas.
5726 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a Merry Christmas.
5731 Inside Text: Hope your yuletide is gay.
5734 Inside Text: Don't get carried away this Christmas.
5735 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy holiday! Merry Christmas.
5736 Inside Text: Celebrate the Christmas season with style!
5737 Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. No ifs, ands, or butts...
5738 Inside Text: The good news is it's Christmastime! Season's Greetings.
5739 Inside Text: Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
5740 Inside Text: Season's Blessings.
5741 Inside Text: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
5742 Inside Text: Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.