12 Daze of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do you hear what we her? Amnesia: I donÕt know if IÕll be home for Christmas. Narcissist: Hark the Herald Angels singÑAbout ME. Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stairs and office and town and cars and buses and tracks and fire hydrants andÉ Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens disoriented are. Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle bells. Agoraphobia: I heard the bell on Christmas day, but wouldnÕt leave my house. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter WonderlandÑmiles from my house in my slippers and robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I saw mommy kissing Santa ClausÑso I burned down the house. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, while I sit home and hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We wish youÉhey look!!! ItÕs snowing.