Christmas Music Dirty Greeting Card
|Go nuts...it's Christmas!|
|Item #: 5934|
|Cover Reads: ||12 Daze of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do you hear what we her? Amnesia: I donÕt know if IÕll be home for Christmas. Narcissist: Hark the Herald Angels singÑAbout ME. Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stairs and office and town and cars and buses and tracks and fire hydrants andÉ Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens disoriented are. Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle bells. Agoraphobia: I heard the bell on Christmas day, but wouldnÕt leave my house. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter WonderlandÑmiles from my house in my slippers and robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I saw mommy kissing Santa ClausÑso I burned down the house. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, while I sit home and hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We wish youÉhey look!!! ItÕs snowing.|
|Inside Reads: ||Go nuts...it's Christmas!|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
A crazy holiday card for the person you're crazy about.
|Name: ||Christmas Music Card|
|Occasion: ||Merry Christmas|
|Product: ||Funny Paper Greeting Card Pack|
|Greeting Card Style: ||Over The Top Fucked|
|Category: ||Hilarious Christmas Cards|
|Credit: ||Card by Seymour Butz|
|Product: ||Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.|
5935 Inside Text: Oy, to de vorld and goot vill toward menschen.
5937 Inside Text: You'd find it really sweet.
5938 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a relaxing holiday. Oh snap...where is frosty?
5939 Inside Text: Another holiday no matter how you spin it. Happy Holidays.
5940 Inside Text: You'd better not pout! Merry Christmas.
5941 Inside Text: Wishing you a really great Christmas.
5942 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is second to none.
5943 Inside Text: Merry Christmas...or else.
5944 Inside Text: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, but with better resolution.
5945 Inside Text: Merry Hiss-mas.
5946 Inside Text: Piss on Earth
5947 Inside Text: Urgent wishes for a merry Christmas.