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| 12 Daze of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do you hear what we her? Amnesia: I donÕt know if IÕll be home for Christmas. Narcissist: Hark the Herald Angels singÑAbout ME. Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stairs and office and town and cars and buses and tracks and fire hydrants andÉ Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens disoriented are. Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle bells. Agoraphobia: I heard the bell on Christmas day, but wouldnÕt leave my house. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter WonderlandÑmiles from my house in my slippers and robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I saw mommy kissing Santa ClausÑso I burned down the house. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, while I sit home and hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We wish youÉhey look!!! ItÕs snowing. | ||
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A crazy holiday card for the person you're crazy about.
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1086 Inside Text: Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Baaaaa la la la la, la la la la. | 1426 Inside Text: Have a maverick Christmas. | 5302 Inside Text: Merry Fucking Christmas! | 5957 Inside Text: Snappy Holidays! | 1318 Inside Text: Joint to the world! | 1391 Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. It's free! | 5930 Inside Text: Happy New Year | 5955 Inside Text: Another Christmas...just roll with it. | 5955 Inside Text: Another Christmas...just roll with it. | 1029 Inside Text: Hope you get everything you want this Christmas. | 5926 Inside Text: Flashing through the snow to wish you a Merry Christmas. | 5938 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a relaxing holiday. Oh snap...where is frosty? |
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