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Christmas Music Dirty Greeting Card

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Inside Reads
Go's Christmas!
Item #: 5934
Cover Reads:  12 Daze of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do you hear what we her? Amnesia: I donÕt know if IÕll be home for Christmas. Narcissist: Hark the Herald Angels singÑAbout ME. Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stairs and office and town and cars and buses and tracks and fire hydrants andÉ Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens disoriented are. Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle bells. Agoraphobia: I heard the bell on Christmas day, but wouldnÕt leave my house. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter WonderlandÑmiles from my house in my slippers and robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I saw mommy kissing Santa ClausÑso I burned down the house. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, while I sit home and hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We wish youÉhey look!!! ItÕs snowing.
Inside Reads:  Go's Christmas!
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A crazy holiday card for the person you're crazy about.

Name: Christmas Music Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Funny Paper Greeting Card Pack
Greeting Card Style: Over The Top Fucked
Category: Funny Christmas Cards
Credit: Card by Seymour Butz
Product: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
Introduced: 3/15/2012
UPC: 745469059342
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