To Do List: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Santa's only human. The "naughty" list and the "nice" list are business requirements, but the guy has his "to-do" list, too. And who can blame him? Certainly not I. After the holidays, the poor dude probably needs to blow off some steam before the grind begins again. The North Pole is a racket, from what I’ve heard.

I’m pretty sure you know a pervert who would thinks Santa’s “to-do list” would be hilarious. Or a few perverts, depending on the circles you run in. Share these laughs with your family, co-workers and off-color friends this Christmas season and send them this, or another one of NobleWorksCards.com's funny Christmas cards. Check out our selection of hilarious Christmas cards and bring a little light-heartedness back to a season that has gotten a little too serious.

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