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Shit Happens Funny Card for Birthday

Shit Happens Adult Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks
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Inside Reads
Happy Birthday and all that shit!
Item #: 6703
Cover Reads:  Theological Shit: 1. Zen: 'What is the sound of shit happening?' 2. Hare Krishna: 'Shit happens rama rama.' 3. Scientology: 'If shit happens see dianetics page 37' 4. Protestantism: 'Shit happens, amen to that." 5. Televangelism: 'Send money or shit will happen to you.' 6. Judaism: 'So shit happens, already?" 7. New Age: 'Visualize shit happening' 8. Nation of Islam: 'Shit happens, infidel!" 9. Jehovah's Witness: 'Knock knock shit happens.'
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday and all that shit!
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Name: Shit Happens Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Just Saying
Product: Note greeting cards
LOL Factor: Appallingly awful
Category: Funny Birthday Cards
Credit: Shit Happens 6703 NobleWorks Happy Birthday Funny Just Saying Greeting Card
Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: 6/15/2010
UPC: 745469067033
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