Shit Happens Funny Card for Birthday
|Happy Birthday and all that shit!|
|Item #: 6703|
|Cover Reads: ||Theological Shit: 1. Zen: 'What is the sound of shit happening?' 2. Hare Krishna: 'Shit happens rama rama.' 3. Scientology: 'If shit happens see dianetics page 37' 4. Protestantism: 'Shit happens, amen to that." 5. Televangelism: 'Send money or shit will happen to you.' 6. Judaism: 'So shit happens, already?" 7. New Age: 'Visualize shit happening' 8. Nation of Islam: 'Shit happens, infidel!" 9. Jehovah's Witness: 'Knock knock shit happens.'|
|Inside Reads: ||Happy Birthday and all that shit!|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
Send this funny shit card to your birthday friend today!
|Name: ||Shit Happens Card|
|Line: ||Just Saying|
|Product: ||Note greeting cards|
|LOL Factor: ||Appallingly awful |
|Category: ||Funny Birthday Cards|
|Credit: ||Shit Happens 6703 NobleWorks Happy Birthday Funny Just Saying Greeting Card|
|Paper: ||This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.|
6704 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, baby!
6705 Inside Text: Happy Birthday.
6706 Inside Text: Now get your ass in gear and celebrate!
6707 Inside Text: At least as far as my age is concerned! Happy Birthday.
6708 Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
6709 Inside Text: ...you can't live without them! Happy Birthday
6710 Inside Text: And if she loses any weight it will be absolutely shocking! Happy Birthday!
6711 Inside Text: And the winner is...(Beer image) Now we're talking! Happy Birthday.
8101 Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a real star!
8105 Inside Text: It's your birthday. Give yourself some credit.
8107 Inside Text: Happy Birthday...again.
8108 Inside Text: But can you have a happy birthday?