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Shit Happens Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday And All That Shit!
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Item #: 6703
Cover Reads:  Theological Shit: 1. Zen: "What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?" 2. Hare Krishna: "Shit Happens Rama Rama." 3. Scientology: "If Shit Happens See Dianetics Page 37" 4. Protestantism: "Shit Happens, Amen To That." 5. Televangelism: "Send Money Or Shit Will Happen To You." 6. Judaism: "So Shit Happens, Already?" 7. New Age: "Visualize Shit Happening." 8. Nation of Islam: "Shit Happens, Infidel!" 9. Jehovah's Witness: 'Knock Knock, Shit Happens.'
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday And All That Shit!
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Everyone knows that shit happens, yet it’s still funny no matter how it’s said. This comical ‘Shit Happens’ Birthday card from NobleWorks is sure to bring some laughter to whoever you decide to give it to. The Theological aspects of it cover an array of religious antidotes that are quite hilarious. It will bring much enjoyment to anyone that is remotely interested in the different religious sectors views on ‘Shit Happens’. So give this card to anyone that may need to know that shit still happens everywhere, and to everyone. It isn’t biased on religion or wealth, or even beauty, shit will continue to happen no matter their popularity or public standing. They might as well accept it and move on.

Name: Shit Happens Card
Line: Just Saying
Product:Note greeting cards
Greeting Card Style:Appallingly awful
Paper Stock:This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:June 15, 2010
UPC: 745469067033
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