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| Item #: 0977 | ||
| Political Shit. Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms. Capitalism: The more shit, the more profit. Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Communism: it's everybody's shit. Diplomacy: let's pretend shit doesn't happen. Liberalism: Let shit happen. patriotism: Better our shit than anyone else's. politics: if shit happens, make a deal with it. Racism: White shit happens to me; brown shit happens to you. Socialism: My shit is your shit. Tax office: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. Military: Attention! Shit will happen; HAPPEN! | ||
| I vote for a happy birthday! | ||
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Political Shit. Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms. Capitalism: The more shit, the more profit. Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Communism: it's everybody's shit. Diplomacy: let's pretend shit doesn't happen. Liberalism: Let shit happen. patriotism: Better our shit than anyone else's. politics: if shit happens, make a deal with it. Racism: White shit happens to me; brown shit happens to you. Socialism: My shit is your shit. Tax office: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. Military: Attention! Shit will happen; HAPPEN!
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0978 Inside Text: ...Baptists do not recognize each other in a liquor store. Hope your birthday is a religious experience! | | 0979 Inside Text: You're never too old to have a happy birthday. | | 0980 Inside Text: Happy birthday, wise-ass! | | 0981 Inside Text: Happy Birthday! |
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