Age Math Funny Card
|Another birthday, no matter how you add it up...Happy Birthday. *e=Rx2|
|Item #: 0911|
|Cover Reads: ||Age = joint pain / stiffness x number of candles|
|Inside Reads: ||Another birthday, no matter how you add it up...Happy Birthday. *e=Rx2|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
If your friend's birthday is quickly approaching, then you best get this math birthday card for him or her by NobleWorks.
|Name: ||Age Math Card|
|Product: ||Humor greeting card|
|LOL Factor: ||Free for all freakish|
|Category: ||Funny Birthday Humor Cards|
|Paper: ||Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.|
|Introduced: ||November 18, 2010|
0912 Inside Text: Have a Bitchin' Birthday!
0914 Inside Text: I picked this card asspecially for you! Happy Birthday!
0915 Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
0916 Inside Text: Peel yourself a happy birthday!
0918 Inside Text: ...your boogers look like little birthday cakes! Happy Birthday!
0920 Inside Text: Smile (if you can); it's your birthday!
0921 Inside Text: Have a happy birthday or else.
0925 Inside Text: ...high blood pressure ..high blood sugar ...high cholesterol. Happy Birthday to someone who is living the high life!
0926 Inside Text: iWish you a happy birthday.
0927 Inside Text: Happy F*%#@ing Birthday.
0929 Inside Text: Have a glamorous birthday!
0931 Inside Text: Fuck this getting older bullshit, too. Happy Birthday.