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National Emblem Humor Greeting Card
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| Happy Birthday...did you want that gift-wrapped? |
| Item #: 0567 | ||
| Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. | ||
| Happy Birthday...did you want that gift-wrapped? | ||
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0568 Inside Text: Put on your best pant suit and have a Happy Birthday! | | 0569 Inside Text: No need to cry. It's just another birthday. | | 0571 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is just right! | | 0572 Inside Text: iHope you have a happy birthday. |
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