1512 Inside Text: Hope this Christmas takes the cake!
1511 Inside Text: Merry Christmas and many happy returns!
1513 Inside Text: Merry Christmas from the family.
7902 Inside Text: Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
7934 Inside Text: Happy Birthday and all that shit.
7900 Inside Text: Have a truly sinful birthday.
5815 Inside Text: Call it what you will Ð hope itÕs happy!
5802 Inside Text: Jump for joy! It's Christmas.
5816 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is smashing!
4910 Inside Text: If your birthday lasts longer than 24 hours, consult a physician. Happy Birthday!
4917 Inside Text: Party like it's your job. Happy Birthday!
4913 Inside Text: Feel the burn, baby! Happy Birthday!
1689 Inside Text: Have A Bang-Up Christmas!
1652 Inside Text: Have a pleasurable Christmas!
1656 Inside Text: May your Christmas be all it's cracked up to be!
0844 Inside Text: ...and as young. Happy Birthday!
0690 Inside Text: " Now get your ass in gear and celebrate."
0500 Inside Text: HAPPY F%$#IN' BIRTHDAY.
1143 Inside Text: 'Tis the season to get plastered.
1149 Inside Text: Brad Pitt under the mistletoe wouldn't be bad either. Merry Christmas.
1156 Inside Text: Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
4711 Inside Text: It's your birthday. Don't let it go to your Hedd!
4706 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is all it's cracked up to be!
4250 Inside Text: Happy Birthday you Old Schitt.
1080 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is all magic.
1348 Inside Text: Having a Merry Christmas is the name of the game!
1090 Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that shit.
4729 Inside Text: YouÕre only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
4735 Inside Text: Congratulations!
4722 Inside Text: Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
5780 Inside Text: Here's to surviving the ones we love! Season's Greetings
1603 Inside Text: Season's Greetings.
1524 Inside Text: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!
0586 Inside Text: Happy F***ing Birthday!
0682 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, gorgeous!
0683 Inside Text: Have a bitchin' birthday, sweet heart.
4746 Inside Text: Hope this birthday blows you away.
7704 Inside Text: Here. Consider yourself carded. Happy Birthday!
7708 Inside Text: You'll feel like your old self in no time. Get well soon!
4562 Inside Text: It's that time of the year again...be afraid, very afraid. Happy Birthday!
4563 Inside Text: Don't let another birthday bug you. Have a happy one!
4564 Inside Text: Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
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1973 Inside Text: Merry Christmas, and thank you for being a friend.
1971 Inside Text: Have yourself a sexy little Christmas.
0777 Inside Text: Enjoy the ride. Happy Birthday
0800 Inside Text: It's your birthdayÐgo for broke!
0786 Inside Text: Hope your birthday's the bomb!
7473 Inside Text: Happy Birthday and many happy returns.
7461 Inside Text: We interrupt this broadcast to wish you a happy birthday!
7463 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is a blast!
1923 Inside Text: This Christmas, celebrate from your head down to your toes. Merry Christmas.
1924 Inside Text: Joy to the world!
1921 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is to die for. Happy Holidays!
4051 Inside Text: ItÕs your birthday; the catÕs out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
4060 Inside Text: Happy Anniversary to one twisted couple.
4053 Inside Text: You deserve to have a Happy Birthday.