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Dare to Laugh!
Welcome to NobleWorks; The Humor Card Company and the Internet's best collection of funny cards available both wholesale (NobleWorks cards wholesale registration) and retail! Your warped sense of humor will be in good (card) company here. Our stockpile of humorous greetings, quotes and ideas are available for tons of occasions and holidays...and any other ridiculous events and crazy life moments we can poke fun of.
We've been making people laugh (and at times pissed) with our cards since 1980 B.C. (Before e-Cards). Whether you're buying cards wholesale in bulk or are looking for that one perfect greeting card, we are here for you. Our vast selection of printed in the USA greeting cards, funny holiday cards, hilarious birthday cards plus free shipping, free returns and dedicated live online help are all part of the recipe that has given us more than 35 funny years and counting. Both our online customers and the wholesale cards buyers from the good old-fashioned brick-and-mortar retail stores contact us daily to laud our ability to continually stock the funniest new cards a human, zombie, Trump or other inorganic mind could dream up.
See, at NobleWorks Cards, anything goes. Stinky fart jokes, irreverent birthday quotes, even a stray mean f-bomb here or there – you are sure to find any of these nontraditional elements in many of our card designs if it helps advance our main mission, which is to produce hearty laughs for any reason or season. In fact, our funny cards are so funny, one customer attested, that their best friend read a single greeting and keeled over laughing, losing control of their faculties. Fear not, though, as a complimentary NobleWorks Cards diaper will be included free with all online orders of a gazillion cards or more.
Our funny quote cards are designed to help you write and come up with great sayings and funny ideas to brighten up any holiday or occasion with a mean old belly laugh – be it a naughty reindeer nontraditional Christmas card, outrageous birthday cards, funny greeting cards for your Mother (with or without reflecting your repressed anger), nasty farts joke cards for men, cynical graduation cards, sick get-well cards, unique anniversary cards and so much more. Having been toilet trained at gunpoint, good taste is always sacrificed in the name of a good laugh or a funny joke. They say if you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self freakin' importance.
If the recipient of your next greeting card is a humorless sap with a butt so tight a needle would have to diet to gain entry, then, you know what? NobleWorks cards probably aren't for that sad dude. E-ff them if they can't a joke, or at least fit one up their bunghole! But if you're giving a card to a person you know has a sense of humor and a taste for the twisted and profane, then, by all means, let the games begin. Let's give them just what they'll appreciate and make their special day or big occasion filled with irreverent jokes, innuendos, retro photos and, of course, big smiles.
It's safe to say that we've got a card for everyone. And, even if it was unsafe to say, we'd still utter the same words because we don't give a hoot. For real. All joking aside (which we rarely do), we'll even ship one single "real" printed paper card order, not to be confused with free e-card or e-greeting, for free. Cheapskates unite!