Funny Cards, Funny Birthday Cards, and Other Naughty Adult Cards
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Funny Cards Sending and Humorous NobleWorksCards.com
About NobleWorks
About Our Greeting Cards
Discounts and Sales
Fees and Returns
Wholesale Inquiries
Artist and Licensing Inquiries
Where to Buy
Search Topics
Where are you located and what are your office hours of operation?
NobleWorks is headquartered in
Union City, New Jersey. (This ain't the
Jersey Shore! But close….) Our office hours of operation are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Thursday. If you have any really good questions, it's best to
email us. If you phone and get our voice mail, enjoy listening (it's hysterical!). We promise to make every attempt to get back to you within 24 hours on business days. We may be funny, but we take our customer service seriously!
Are you the publisher of your funny cards?
Yes, we create every
stinkin' one of the cards that you see on this site, and we
print (on demand) all of the cards we sell. We are SO genius!
Do you sell boxed funny Christmas cards?
The short answer is yes we do. We do offer quantity discounts if you buy our hilarious holiday cards in bulk and, as usual, we throw in free shipping! As we are also a
wholesale card publisher, we also sell our humor Christmas cards to retail stores and you might be able to find the card you are looking for in a box at your local greeting card stores or wherever fine & funny Christmas cards are sold.
Do you stock all of the cards shown on this site?
If we actually stocked all of the
entire funny card collection we offer, we'd probably need a warehouse the size of a
convention center, and they wouldn't have that funny "new card" smell, not to mention the huge quantity we would be recycling every year, if you know what I mean. Instead, we print all of our cards on demand (
POD) when you order them, so they're always fresh (like our attitude) and perfect ... just the way you want them! Printing your cards just for you means it sometimes takes a tad longer for us to ship them, but isn't that better than getting old cards that have been sitting around some musty warehouse?
Do you provide envelopes?
All of our cards ship with envelopes. Usually our envelopes even come with a clever little sticker to close the flap or to stick on someone's
ass.
Do you offer free e-cards?
We plan to offer e-cards through our site in the near future. In the meantime we have partnered with
pingg.com to bring you free e-cards featuring some of our most popular designs.
Are your funny cards environmentally friendly?
Yes, NobleWorks has gone green! That doesn't mean we're Irish or nauseous -- just
eco-friendly. Tree-huggers and everyone else who gives a damn about our planet will be pleased to know that all of our cards are recyclable and printed on renewable sources recycled paper. We're also
saving tons of trees and waste, thanks to our
print-on-demand process.
Does the watermark shown on the cards on this website actually appear on the printed cards?
No, don't worry, the "www.NobleWorksCards.com" watermark that you see on the bottom left on the front of each card image shown on this site does NOT appear on the printed cards you order. It's just there so folks will know where the original images came from and where they can purchase them, when they are emailed around.
What are the specs of these cards?
Size matters! And so does quality at NobleWorks. All of our cards are not only odd but also come in an odd size measuring 4-3/4" x 6-5/8", are printed on heavy, 14 pt. whiteboard, are UV-coated and many even have color inside the card. And, they do not have the "www.NobleWorksCards.com" watermark printed on their covers; see the previous question.
How do I search for specific subjects of cards?
Looking for a humor greeting card or a birthday card with a photograph of
five nuns holding rifles? Or a funny get-well card with a unique (or crazy) cartoon, such as
two aliens giving an anal probe? We've got it! And plenty of other crazy, naughty, nasty, outrageous humor greeting cards, too. To find whatever witty, rude or sick subjects you're looking for, you can start searching by categories or use some of the
topics we've listed below. Alternatively, go to the Search box in the upper right corner -- of our site, not your room -- to find other more specific words such as artists' names or the word "
penis."
How can I get notifications about coupons and sales?
Okay, see that blue bar at the bottom of this page that says "SAVE! Join our mailing list to receive special offers and promotions!"? If you don't see it, we give up. If you do see it, just enter your email address in the box and hit "JOIN." Don't worry, you're not joining the army, just our mailing list.
And, for you bargain hunters (and you know who you are!), don't forget to visit the "
Sale" section of the site to find out the latest deals and get some valuable coupon codes.
Do you charge shipping and handling fees?
Nope ... can you believe it? Some things in life actually are FREE! We're really nice and ship all of our orders free of shipping and handling charges, even a single fucking greeting card! The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally ... which is totally fair, right?
Can I return or exchange the cards I buy from this site?
Although we know you'll absolutely love the cards you order from us, we're cool with returns. If you're not 100 percent satisfied with your purchase, we'll be happy to accept a return for a full refund, no questions asked. (On the other hand, if you're not 100 percent happy with your sex life, you are fucked and on your own.) You can return your purchase for up to 365 days (that's one year, folks!) form the purchase date. Don't mess up the cards, though; they must be in the condition you received them! For full details, click here.
Do you sell wholesale to retailers and distributors?
NobleWorks is a greeting card publisher that does sell its fabulous cards wholesale to qualified, cool resellers that have appropriate business credentials and a resale tax id number, including brick-and-mortar card and gift stores, online card retailers and foreign distributors. If you're a retailer or distributor interested in buying our cards in bulk -- we know you are! -- simply
click here and fill out our wholesale inquiry form.
Do you publish a printed catalog and can I get a copy?
Although they make for great reading on
airplanes and in the
bathroom, we only offer our printed catalogs to wholesale customers (that means qualified retailers and distributors; see the previous question). If you want to see all of the great cards we sell, have some fun looking through our site ... it's all there!
Do you have a wholesale website?
We will soon. In the meantime, if you're a retailer or distributor, just ask for a catalog and email or fax us your orders.
How can artists submit their work for review?
NobleWorks is happy to give artists, cartoonists and writers -- starving or otherwise -- the opportunity to submit their humorous (repeat, humorous!) cartoons, illustrations, photography, verses,
funny poems, etc. for consideration. We've hooked up with (hey, not that kind of hookup!) lots of fantastic artists this way... and we're always looking for fresh meat, um, fresh talent. To receive our artist and writers guidelines,
click here and fill out our artists enquiry form.
Do you license your card designs and content to other companies for other product categories?
We absolutely do licensing! It would be completely selfish of us to keep these great, humorous designs to ourselves and therefore deprive other companies the thrill of hearing their customers laughing their asses off. If you're interested in becoming a NobleWorks licensee, give us a buzz (and a phone call would be nice, too). Or, write to us at info@nobleworkscards.com.
How do I find a local retailer where I can buy NobleWorks cards?
NobleWorks cards can only be found in the best, coolest, trendiest, love-to-shop-there card and gift stores ... which means they're not always easy to find! You can always buy our cards 24/7 at NobleWorksCards.com.
toll free: 1-855-267-3163
