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Welcome to NobleWorks Inc cards, where retail and wholesale card publishing and selling funny birthday cards is the main business. Here, unusual dirty humor and irony are practically a religion, in fact, hilarious, humorous and funny birthday poems often make it into our prayers. We have no doubt you will agree that every one of our unique humorous funny cards is hilarious! Heck, everyone enjoys a Nice and Funny Christmas card or a funny birthday card, don't they? And not only we offer free shipping even when you buy a single $2.95 naughty Christmas or funny Birthday card, but our dirty cards are sick, our humor cards are sarcastic and our naughty cards are sometimes mean or bad. Check out our hilarious funny birthday card which are the funniest and craziest humor cards you'll find anywhere, online or in greeting card stores, and that's for one reason and one reason only: ‘cause we're crazy, sick and twisted! Yeah, we said it. We are naughty, just like our greeting cards humor and we love it!

Our Naughty Birthday Cards are the funniest Birthday greeting cards you can buy! Our Funny Christmas Cards humor is hilarious, sarcastic, unique and at time even irreverent. You can buy our funny cards online, at your local alternative greeting card stores, or through many other funny-card wholesalers and distributors. Yes, we offer our greeting cards wholesale to wholesale card buyers and resellers who buy greeting cards in bulk.

What could funny dirty cards and naughty adult humor could possibly accomplish...?

True, our funny Get Well Cards are unique, sick and sometimes mean, but they are always so hysterically funny, they will make any old fart or bitchy bitch you send them to laugh so hard, they'll immediately feel better and get well. We truly believe that a fabulous bitchy funny card , funny risque joke card or bold humorous naughty card, can be that powerful.

So, remember to take funny, deep, short breaths and smile; knowing you can be totally confident as you send by mail or hand deliver to a loved one, a friend or a family member, be it to a man or woman, that carefully-sealed envelope with the most unusual, irreverent, crazy, twisted humorous alternative greeting card, inside! You got it bitch. After all, what's the alternative? a sappy old kind'o funny sentimental poem on a greeting card with a sunset art background? Meh.

If you wonder; are our cards funny? All you need to do is brave it and come on in to buy some rad humor Holiday cards or scandalously mean bad-ass cards with hilarious humorous thank-you greetings, great get-well greeting, funny friendship cards or inappropriately offensive naughty card for someone at work, not-soon-enough-retiring boss, crazy assistant, a work husband or wife, white-trash neighbor, your sweet old wacky ass family card for your mother, father, son, daughter, brother, sister, dad, mom, or just a good old(er) friend.

Now please, step toward the light and feel yourself become immersed in that hilarious humor, scrumptiously silly, ridiculously radical, irreverently ironic, deliciously demented, overtly offensive, potentially provocative, marvelously mean, sinfully sick but always fabulously funny and amazingly amusing -- good old fun card funny hilarious humor. We promise... not only green, hilarious, unique funny cards printed domestically in the USA, New Jersey to be exact, cheap low prices, free shipping, sales, coupons, specials, discounts and promotions, but we personally guarantee that our great customer service is very nice, helpful, super awesome and of course modest.

And while you are at it, be sure to check out our hilarious political humor birthday cards-funny cards about Obama or what's her name… Sara Palin. We publish them all! We even publish that humorous unique funny 40ht, 50th or even 60th happy birthday poem or that elusive fabulously funny gay card you're hoping to find for your "roommate."
Dare to Laugh!!

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FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Funny Cards Sending and Humorous NobleWorksCards.com


About NobleWorks
About Our Greeting Cards
Discounts and Sales
Fees and Returns
Wholesale Inquiries
Artist and Licensing Inquiries
Where to Buy
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About NobleWorks

Where are you located and what are your office hours of operation?

NobleWorks is headquartered in Union City, New Jersey. (This ain't the Jersey Shore! But close….) Our office hours of operation are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Thursday. If you have any really good questions, it's best to email us. If you phone and get our voice mail, enjoy listening (it's hysterical!). We promise to make every attempt to get back to you within 24 hours on business days. We may be funny, but we take our customer service seriously!

Are you the publisher of your funny cards?

Yes, we create every stinkin' one of the cards that you see on this site, and we print (on demand) all of the cards we sell. We are SO genius!



About Our Cards

Do you sell boxed funny Christmas cards?

The short answer is yes we do. We do offer quantity discounts if you buy our hilarious holiday cards in bulk and, as usual, we throw in free shipping! As we are also a wholesale card publisher, we also sell our humor Christmas cards to retail stores and you might be able to find the card you are looking for in a box at your local greeting card stores or wherever fine & funny Christmas cards are sold.

Do you stock all of the cards shown on this site?

If we actually stocked all of the entire funny card collection we offer, we'd probably need a warehouse the size of a convention center, and they wouldn't have that funny "new card" smell, not to mention the huge quantity we would be recycling every year, if you know what I mean. Instead, we print all of our cards on demand (POD) when you order them, so they're always fresh (like our attitude) and perfect ... just the way you want them! Printing your cards just for you means it sometimes takes a tad longer for us to ship them, but isn't that better than getting old cards that have been sitting around some musty warehouse?

Do you provide envelopes?

All of our cards ship with envelopes. Usually our envelopes even come with a clever little sticker to close the flap or to stick on someone's ass.

Do you offer free e-cards?

We plan to offer e-cards through our site in the near future. In the meantime we have partnered with pingg.com to bring you free e-cards featuring some of our most popular designs.

Are your funny cards environmentally friendly?

Yes, NobleWorks has gone green! That doesn't mean we're Irish or nauseous -- just eco-friendly. Tree-huggers and everyone else who gives a damn about our planet will be pleased to know that all of our cards are recyclable and printed on renewable sources recycled paper. We're also saving tons of trees and waste, thanks to our print-on-demand process.

Does the watermark shown on the cards on this website actually appear on the printed cards?

No, don't worry, the "www.NobleWorksCards.com" watermark that you see on the bottom left on the front of each card image shown on this site does NOT appear on the printed cards you order. It's just there so folks will know where the original images came from and where they can purchase them, when they are emailed around.

What are the specs of these cards?

Size matters! And so does quality at NobleWorks. All of our cards are not only odd but also come in an odd size measuring 4-3/4" x 6-5/8", are printed on heavy, 14 pt. whiteboard, are UV-coated and many even have color inside the card. And, they do not have the "www.NobleWorksCards.com" watermark printed on their covers; see the previous question.

How do I search for specific subjects of cards?

Looking for a humor greeting card or a birthday card with a photograph of five nuns holding rifles? Or a funny get-well card with a unique (or crazy) cartoon, such as two aliens giving an anal probe? We've got it! And plenty of other crazy, naughty, nasty, outrageous humor greeting cards, too. To find whatever witty, rude or sick subjects you're looking for, you can start searching by categories or use some of the topics we've listed below. Alternatively, go to the Search box in the upper right corner -- of our site, not your room -- to find other more specific words such as artists' names or the word "penis."


Discounts & Sales

How can I get notifications about coupons and sales?

Okay, see that blue bar at the bottom of this page that says "SAVE! Join our mailing list to receive special offers and promotions!"? If you don't see it, we give up. If you do see it, just enter your email address in the box and hit "JOIN." Don't worry, you're not joining the army, just our mailing list.

And, for you bargain hunters (and you know who you are!), don't forget to visit the "Sale" section of the site to find out the latest deals and get some valuable coupon codes.


Fees & Returns

Do you charge shipping and handling fees?

Nope ... can you believe it? Some things in life actually are FREE! We're really nice and ship all of our orders free of shipping and handling charges, even a single fucking greeting card! The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally ... which is totally fair, right?

Can I return or exchange the cards I buy from this site?

Although we know you'll absolutely love the cards you order from us, we're cool with returns. If you're not 100 percent satisfied with your purchase, we'll be happy to accept a return for a full refund, no questions asked. (On the other hand, if you're not 100 percent happy with your sex life, you are fucked and on your own.) You can return your purchase for up to 365 days (that's one year, folks!) form the purchase date. Don't mess up the cards, though; they must be in the condition you received them! For full details, click here.


Wholesale Inquiries

Do you sell wholesale to retailers and distributors?

NobleWorks is a greeting card publisher that does sell its fabulous cards wholesale to qualified, cool resellers that have appropriate business credentials and a resale tax id number, including brick-and-mortar card and gift stores, online card retailers and foreign distributors. If you're a retailer or distributor interested in buying our cards in bulk -- we know you are! -- simply click here and fill out our wholesale inquiry form.

Do you publish a printed catalog and can I get a copy?

Although they make for great reading on airplanes and in the bathroom, we only offer our printed catalogs to wholesale customers (that means qualified retailers and distributors; see the previous question). If you want to see all of the great cards we sell, have some fun looking through our site ... it's all there!

Do you have a wholesale website?

We will soon. In the meantime, if you're a retailer or distributor, just ask for a catalog and email or fax us your orders.


Artist & Licensing Inquiries

How can artists submit their work for review?

NobleWorks is happy to give artists, cartoonists and writers -- starving or otherwise -- the opportunity to submit their humorous (repeat, humorous!) cartoons, illustrations, photography, verses, funny poems, etc. for consideration. We've hooked up with (hey, not that kind of hookup!) lots of fantastic artists this way... and we're always looking for fresh meat, um, fresh talent. To receive our artist and writers guidelines, click here and fill out our artists enquiry form.

Do you license your card designs and content to other companies for other product categories?

We absolutely do licensing! It would be completely selfish of us to keep these great, humorous designs to ourselves and therefore deprive other companies the thrill of hearing their customers laughing their asses off. If you're interested in becoming a NobleWorks licensee, give us a buzz (and a phone call would be nice, too). Or, write to us at info@nobleworkscards.com.


Where to Buy

How do I find a local retailer where I can buy NobleWorks cards?

NobleWorks cards can only be found in the best, coolest, trendiest, love-to-shop-there card and gift stores ... which means they're not always easy to find! You can always buy our cards 24/7 at NobleWorksCards.com.