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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Forget it, actually. It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it. Dare to Laugh!
Allow us to extend the warmest of wishes to you, our Twisted Friend. Welcome to the Internet's only infinite collection of hilarious cards. Your warped sense of humor will be in good company here. Our stockpile of funny cards rivals Earth's oxygen supply, or at least its underground laughing gas, in that it's seemingly never-ending and you need it to survive. Without our humorous cards, and awkward sense of humor your paper-thin sense of humor will be exposed and you'll likely lose every friend you've ever made — in fact, all but your closest loving and loyal family members will desert you. Say goodbye to crazy Uncle Fred. Alternatively, you can purchase some of our funny friendly cards and your life will remain intact. The choice is yours.
Every day, while complementing our CEO's irresistible looks (dare we forget?) and enthralling, warm, and outgoing personality, our customers mail us lauding our ability to continually stock the funniest new cards a human, zombie or inorganic mind could dream up. These joke cards are so funny that you could read a single greeting or a character of text and keel over laughing, potentially losing control of your faculties. Fear not, though, as a complementary NobleWorks Cards diaper will be included free with all orders of a gazillion online card order.
Not all of the correspondences we receive are of the positive variety, however. Every day, we receive hate mail that would make our mother's blush. You wouldn't believe the mean things that people say. Our firsthand experiences tell us that there's a large population of people out there that want our irreverent, nasty cards to never see the light of day. Nice try! Our cards may be cold-blooded, but they're not light-dependent. So, if you're one of those people, think before you send us another piece of crazy hate mail that we definitely won't throw into a large bin with the words "Useless Trash That Doesn't Hurt Our Feelings" on it. On second thought... bring it on. We got quite a collection going which could use some fresh updated content. Just remember, everyone has a line. We never mean to offend, or hurt but at the same time pushing the envelope is what we do, and is what makes us unique, so...Eff them if they can't take a joke, or two. It's only cards for frock sake.
Joking aside, we even ship one printed-card, not be confused with e-card or e-greeting, orders for free. Cheapskates unite!
It's safe to say that we've got a card for everyone. And even if it was unsafe to say, we'd still utter the same words because we don't give a hoot. Imagine buying humorous birthday cards that will actually make the recipient laugh hysterically. When Valentine's Day rolls around, you can even give your special someone more than an unlikeable mix CD with the word "heart" in the title of each poem, along with one of the myriad strains of the human papilloma virus. Make the previous year the last time you'll ever give someone — anyone — a Christmas card without a scrotum. Staple it, hot glue it or just slap it on there and hope for the best, but for heaven's sake, get some balls and pick the right one.
For 33 years, we've made people laugh (and cry) with our cards. Whether you're buying wholesale or are looking for that one perfect card, we are here for you. Browse our naughty Christmas cards, a hand-selected collection of our sick Funny cards or go all-out in our vault of inappropriate Adult cards.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Forget it, actually. It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.
Dare to Laugh!