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My Paws Are Frozen Card
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Reindeer Can Fly Card
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Ain't gots time Card
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Heads Will Roll Card
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Pick a struggle Card
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He Sees You Obama Card
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Nothing For You Whore Card
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Funny Cards Are Us!

Christmas Cards, Boxed Christmas Card Sets, Funny Holiday Cards, Hilarious Birthday, Get Well, Anniversary, Weddings
And More Seriously Funny Shit!

Welcome to NobleWorks; The Humor Card Company and the Internet's best collection of funny cards available both wholesale (NobleWorks cards wholesale registration) and retail! Your warped sense of humor will be in good (card) company here. Our stockpile of humorous greeting cards, quotes and ideas are available for tons of occasions and holidays... and any other ridiculous events and crazy life moments we can poke fun of.

We've been making people laugh (and at times pissed) with our cards since 1980 B.C. (Before e-Cards). Whether you're buying cards wholesale in bulk or are looking for that one perfect Christmas card, we are here for you. Our vast selection of made in the USA greeting cards, funny holiday cards, hilarious birthday cartoons plus free shipping, free returns and dedicated live online help are all part of the recipe that has given us almost 35 funny funny and counting. Both our online customers and the wholesale cards buyers from the good old-fashioned brick-and-mortar retail stores contact us daily to laud our ability to continually stock the funniest new cards a human, zombie, Bush or other inorganic mind could dream up.

See, at NobleWorks Cards, anything goes. Stinky fart jokes, irreverent birthday quotes, even a stray mean f-bomb here or there – you are sure to find any of these untraditional elements in many of our card designs if it helps advance our main mission, which is to produce hearty laughs for any reason or season. In fact, our funny cards are so funny, one customer attested, that best friend read a single greeting and keeled over laughing, losing control of their faculties. Fear not, though, as a complimentary NobleWorks Cards diaper will be included free with all online orders of a gazillion cards or more.

Our funny quote cards are designed to help you write and come up with great sayings and funny ideas to brighten up any holiday or occasion with a mean old belly laugh; be it a naughty reindeer nontraditional Christmas cards, sexy dirty birthday cards bearing bare butts, funny greeting cards for your Mother (with or without reflecting your repressed anger), nasty farts joke cards for man, cynical graduation cards, sick get-well cards, unique anniversary cards and so much more. Having been toilet trained at gun point, good taste is always sacrificed in the name of a good laugh or a funny jokes. Hence our slogan: Dare to Laugh Bitches!

If the recipient of your next greeting card is a humorless sap with a butt so tight a needle would have to diet to gain entry, then, you know what? NobleWorks cards probably aren’t for that sad dude. E-ff them if they can’t a joke, or at least fit one up their bunghole! But if you’re giving a card to a person you know has a sense of humor and a taste for the twisted and profane, then, by all means, let the games begin. Let’s give them just what they’ll appreciate and make their special day or big occasion filled with irreverent (or just dirty) jokes, sexy innuendos, retro photos and of course big smiles.

It's safe to say that we've got a card for everyone. And even if it was unsafe to say, we'd still utter the same words because we don't give a hoot. For real. All joking aside (which we rarely do), we'll even ship one single "real" printed paper card, not be confused with free e-card or e-greeting, orders for free. Cheapskates unite!

Dare to Laugh!

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