Christmas Cards

Are those fancy Christmas Cards with the gilded edges and pictures of graceful deer noshing on berries enough to make you sick? Yeah, those kinda suck. Sure, they're great for Grandmothers and Great Aunts that smell like wet wool and carcinogenic lipstick from the 70s, but when I get one from a friend under 75 years of age, I can't help but die a little inside. Do they not know of the fabulously Funny Christmas Cards available to them if they would dare look beyond the depressing shelves of discount stores? Are they truly oblivious to the delightfully Naughty Christmas Cards they can be sticking a stamp to and making it worth the time it takes to open another damn card? They must not be. They can't be. Because if they knew about the ridiculously funny Christmas cards available from NobleWorksCards.com, there's no way they could bring themselves to send that crap. Except maybe those people from the insurance company. They could bring themselves to send that crap. Bastards.