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Retirement Humor Cards | Funny Retirement Jokes and Gags
Where did our youth go? Just yesterday we were waiting tables at the Last Supper with Jesus and the Apostles. Remember when the Dead Sea was merely sick, and watching Jurassic Park brought back fond memories? I still own Moses money, and when we were in school, there was no such thing as History class.
Just kidding!
I think it’s time to retire and cash out that 401k! All my friends are racking up the years and buying very funny retirement cards. Perhaps there will be some crazy retirement parties and I can give out outrageous retirement cards to my friends as they remember co-writing the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Funny retirement jokes, even if they are mean retirement jokes, put a smile on everyone’s face as they tell people they no longer have to clock into work. Hopefully these funny office joke cards will make everyone laugh when they read them, and if they don’t…maybe they need to read them again. They are pretty funny!