There’s no better way to say “I love you” than by with one of our funny anniversary cards for her and him. Sometimes you just want to tell your other half “It’s not my fault … you’re the one who married me,” and other hilarious yet mildly offensive messages. Along with a bouquet of roses and a tall glass of Merlot, these romantically comedic cards are just what you need to get your mate in the mood. Whether you’re celebrating your flatulence-friendly flirtation or a decade of excellent sex, we’ve got all the milestones covered.
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