Hilarious Wedding Cards
Marriage is fun. Or at least it should be. Girls wonder if they get married, who it will be, and what he will be like. They also wonder what the wedding will be like, what kind of dress to wear and where to have it. All that’s missing is the groom.
Marriage traditions vary by culture and nation, but some things remain the same. First, is family. When you marry someone, you don’t get that person all to yourself. No, you get his or her entire, crazy family. It’s kind of a package deal. Second, is food. All weddings have food. You can’t gather that many people and not have food unless it’s a runway show. Gather a hundred people in a room and chances are, even if it’s after lunch, someone will be hungry. Last, but not least, is music. People, food and music just go together. It’s a universal part of human nature. Even people who are deaf can sense the vibrations of music. It’s true. I saw it in a movie once.
If there is a wedding coming up, congratulate the couple with a humorous wedding card.
Happy Anniversaries
Getting married is hard, but staying married seems to be harder for some people. What a better way to remind everyone of this special occasion than with an anniversary card? Maybe even hint that there should be a party with an open bar. Everyone loves open bars. They’re almost special events in themselves.