Sometimes you just need to find the right way to tell someone they’re the “worlds goodest student.” Or how about helping a recent graduate ease into real life with a card that says “Sorry man, but all the well-paying gigs start before you wake up”? It’s a rough world out there, and your cap-and-gown-sporting chap has no idea what’s ahead of him. That’s why we’ve gathered an expansive selection of hilarious adult humor graduation cards, so you can knock some sense into that academically-inclined pal of yours. There’s no better way to do it than with a graduating lizard beneath the phrase “You want fries with that?”
Our adult graduating greetings come in all shapes and sizes. We carry funny graduation cards with comics, cartoons and vintage-inspired photos. We even offer some cards that take cues from the inspirational posters that line the halls at fine institutions everywhere. The only difference is, our encouraging cards feature phrases like “College: the best nine years of my life.” Knee-slapping humor is just one way to give your loved one a healthy pat on the back. We even carry adult funny graduation cards with R-rated humor for the grad who just won’t accept a squeaky-clean salutation. Sometimes you just want to tell someone to “Wake up and smell the real world,” and that’s where we come in. Don’t forget that you’re supposed to put money in the card. Don’t blame us, it’s just what you’re supposed to do.
Our funny graduation wishes are printed on high-quality cardstock in the U.S. Made with FSC certified sustainable source pulp and 10 percent post-consumer waste, these cards are hilarious and eco-friendly at once. Plus, you get free shipping, even on a single card, so you’ve got more dough with which to spoil your recent grad.