What comes to mind when one hears the word Easter? Irrelevant colored Easter eggs? Delusional hoarding rabbits? Funny Passover jokes? Dinner with the family? Well, we hope that funny Easter cards are on that list because NobleWorks Cards has very funny Easter greeting cards that will have every bunny kung-fu fighting for that chocolate Easter card for mom. Everyone likes getting cards and sending out delightful Easter cards will make everyone’s Easter Sunday just a little bit more enjoyable. Whip out your food coloring, eggs and prepare for some Easter shenanigans.
Easter isn’t the time for being mean, or even calling someone a skinny bitch, but the times you do need these kinds rude quotes, we have you covered! It’s better to look up some nice poems for husbands or sons. Don’t forget poems for brothers. Brothers like funny poems too! These are the greeting card ideas that will make everyone happy!
Remember there’s nothing better than spending time with family except when they have chocolate. Stock up on chocolate and follow these Easter tips to make your Easter the best Easter it can be (not like that crummy Easter where someone forgot to boil the Easter eggs after coloring them). NobleWorks Cards has come up with a friendly list of ways to make your holiday the best one to date!
If you have melted chocolate on your hands or clothes you’re simply eating it too slowly.
You can never buy too much Easter chocolate.
Everyone should follow the Easter Basket Tip.
Make Easter fun for adults by hiding beer for Easter!
Everything tastes better in chocolate.
Chocolate calories don’t count on Easter.
Not all Easter eggs were meant to be found. Let it go.
You can finally bite the butts and heads off of chocolate bunnies.
Think of marshmallow peeps as an investment instead of part of your grocery list.
If your kids have trouble coloring Easter eggs, tell them the Easter bunny won’t visit them next year.