Arrivals Departures: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 7792
Cover Reads:
Arrivals: Saggy Boobs, Wrinkles, Stretch Marks, Big Ass, Cellulite, Varicose Veins, Hot Flashes, Mood Swings. Departures: Smooth Skin, Small Sizes, Firm Buns, Girlish Voice, Flat Tummy, Perky Tits, Slender Arms, Romance
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Turbulence-Free!
Occasion: Birthday
Say hello to laughter and goodbye to everything else with this getting-older birthday card from NobleWorks!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Arrivals Departures
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2006
UPC:
745469077926
Availability:
In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
I have loved this card for years
March 22, 2019
I saw this card a couple of years ago. I have found it funny ever since. I have several traveling companions who will also die laughing.
Pros
- Fits for those on the go.
Cons
- This may not make sense to some.