Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card
|Merry Fuckin' Christmas.|
|Item #: 1427|
|Cover Reads: ||Dear Santa, Earlier this month, I wrote and asked you for a bicycle, and electric train, roller blades, and a football kit. This year, I had the best grades in school and no one behaved better than me. I went on errands for my parents and helped the elderly cross the street. Now, what balls you have for leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick? As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. Fuck you, Santa. Sincerely, Johnny|
|Inside Reads: ||Merry Fuckin' Christmas.|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
We all know Santa doesn't exist, although if he did he'd probably be a dick. This outrageous Xmas card features a pissed off letter from a firm St. Nick believer!
|Name: ||Fuck You Santa Letter Card|
|Occasion: ||Merry Christmas|
|Product: ||Printed paper cards|
|LOL Factor: ||Completely crude|
|Category: ||Funny Jokes|
|Paper: ||This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.|
1428 Inside Text: ...white trash Christmas.
1429 Inside Text: No Santa, no presents... so lest they be bored, they whipped out the skewers to make Santa S'mores. Merry Christmas.
1432 Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
1434 Inside Text: Merry Christmas! P.S. don't eat the yellow snow.
1436 Inside Text: I calls 'em like I sees 'em! Season's Greetings
1442 Inside Text: Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season's Greetings!
1443 Inside Text: MERRY CHRI$TMA$!
1445 Inside Text: Put some Happy in your Holiday.
1449 Inside Text: Spend the holidays with the one you love. Merry Christmas.
1451 Inside Text: Merry Christmas to you.
1453 Inside Text: ...so eat me! Season's Greetings.
1455 Inside Text: Merry Christmas!