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Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card

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Inside Reads
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.
Item #: 1427
Cover Reads:  Dear Santa, Earlier this month, I wrote and asked you for a bicycle, and electric train, roller blades, and a football kit. This year, I had the best grades in school and no one behaved better than me. I went on errands for my parents and helped the elderly cross the street. Now, what balls you have for leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick? As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. Fuck you, Santa. Sincerely, Johnny
Inside Reads:  Merry Fuckin' Christmas.
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We all know Santa doesn't exist, although if he did he'd probably be a dick. This outrageous Xmas card features a pissed off letter from a firm St. Nick believer!

Name: Fuck You Santa Letter Card
Occasion: Merry Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Printed paper cards
LOL Factor: Completely crude
Category: Funny Jokes
Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: 3/15/2011
UPC: 745469014273
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