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Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card
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| Merry Fuckin' Christmas. |
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| Dear Santa, Earlier this month, I wrote and asked you for a bicycle, and electric train, roller blades, and a football kit. This year, I had the best grades in school and no one behaved better than me. I went on errands for my parents and helped the elderly cross the street. Now, what balls you have for leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick? As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. Fuck you, Santa. Sincerely, Johnny | ||
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas. | ||
We all know Santa doesn't exist, although if he did he'd probably be a dick. This outrageous Xmas card features a pissed off letter from a firm St. Nick believer!
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5965 Inside Text: Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite. | 1488 Inside Text: Copy continues inside... | 5941 Inside Text: Wishing you a really great Christmas. | 1371 Inside Text: (blank) | 5937 Inside Text: You'd find it really sweet. | 1341 Inside Text: Season's Greetings Wherever you are. | 5949 Inside Text: And to y'all a good... New Year! | 5968 Inside Text: The weather is beautiful. Wish you a Happy Holiday. | 5922 Inside Text: Merry Christmas. Who doesn't Like that? | 5959 Inside Text: Cuz I gots da Santiclaws! Merrrry Christmas. | 5952 Inside Text: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! | 5921 Inside Text: ...and one hell of a mess! Merry Christmess. |
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