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Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Merry Xmas To Jew Hilarious Card

Inside Reads

Merry Christmas to Jew.

Item #: 1099

Cover Reads:	Helpful Hints for Jews and Gentiles at Christmas Time. 1. When Jews are present, don't call Jesus "Our Saviour," call him "Cousin Jesus." 2. If a Jew asks, "So how did Jesus die?," simply reply, "food poisoning." 3. When visiting a mixed household, bring the shiksa holiday cookies and the Jew a vat of matzohball soup. 4. Take a delighted interest by asking Jewish friends, "When you were little during the holidays, did you ever want to convert?" 5. When passing a sidewalk Santa with your Jewish friend, distract him by saying, "Hey, let's go grab a blintz!" 6. On Christmas Eve, remind Jewish children to leave out milk and cookies for Barbra Streisand. 7. When a Jewish friend compliments your tree, remind her that it's not as nice as her menorah. 8. Invite your Jewish neighbors over for a holiday screening of "Santa on the Roof" and "Schindler's List" 9. Mix up old Christmas carols with "I saw Mommy Kissing the Moil" and "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Challah." 10. Refrain from referring to Hanukkah as "fake Christmas." 11. Tell your gentile children the story of "Chaim, the Reindeer Who Spent the Whole Night Kvetching." 12. For every Nativity scene in the neighborhood, place a replica of a Jewish family spinning driedels outside the manger.

Inside Reads:	Merry Christmas to Jew.

Name:	Funny Holiday Cards Xmas To Jew Humor Greeting

Occasion:	Merry Christmas

Product:	Funny greeting card

LOL Factor:	Satirical spoof

Category:	Funny Cards

Paper:	This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.

Introduced:	January 28, 2010

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