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| Birthday Virus. Keeps resetting your clock by one more year. Happy Birthday. |
| Item #: 0404 | ||
| Phone Company Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. Cable Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the phone company virus. Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism." Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and will be back. Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. Obama Virus: Emails portions of your data to less fortunate machines. Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer. Gallup Virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin o error.) Valley Girl Virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort" "Retry" "Fail" message. Adam and Eve Virus: Known to take a bite out of your Apple. AIG Virus: Just when it is ready to fail, it takes all your money and pays itself bonuses bigger than your annual salary. Microsoft Virus: Forces you to purchase a whole new operating system. | ||
| Birthday Virus. Keeps resetting your clock by one more year. Happy Birthday. | ||
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Humor is the best medicine, no matter what ails you baby. Laughter would ware off the meanest virus. Put a grin on your face and gag those germs. A joke a day keeps the jerks away... should I go on?
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0405 Inside Text: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that! | | 0406 Inside Text: Get busy and have a happy birthday. | | 0407 Inside Text: Hope things are great on your birthday. | | 0409 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is just the breast! |
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