They - and by "they," we mean "boomers" - used to say that you can't put a price on a college degree. They also used to say - and here, we mean college recruiters - you'd pay it all back with your first full-time job. How the times have changed, but the same pap sentiments stay the same. But, it's not just BS; it's a ton of debt you've got to think about as the bills and job interview rejection letters come in. This graduation card parodies the bittersweet and oft-frustrating situation many college grads find themselves in upon finishing their degree. Whatever your future holds, the greeting inside adds some skewed, sarcastic humor while letting the recent graduate know they are worth every penny their education cost. Beats entering the market with just a GED.