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itemId=0830-wine-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0830|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=27|~|itemdatenumber=20090515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=0830k-funny-all-occasions-card-wine-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Wine Card|~|insidetext=Happy Birthday Darling!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=6|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/wine-card-96.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/wine-card-51.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/wine-card-52.jpg
Wine Card
0830 Inside Text: Happy Birthday Darling!
$3.75
itemId=4300-ephemera-inc-moses-weed-birthday-paper-card|~|code=4300|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=23|~|itemdatenumber=20130716|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4300k-ephemera-inc-moses-weed-all-occasions-card.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Moses’ Weed Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=6|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-217.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-155.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-156.jpg
Moses' Weed Card
4300 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=4301-ephemera-inc-may-cause-memory-loss-birthday-card|~|code=4301|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=42|~|itemdatenumber=20130716|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4301k-ephemera-inc-may-cause-memory-loss-all-occasions-greeting-card.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=May Cause Memory Loss Card|~|insidetext=And So Can Birthdays. Happy Birthday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=6|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/may-cause-memory-loss-card-180.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/may-cause-memory-loss-card-114.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/may-cause-memory-loss-card-115.jpg
May Cause Memory Loss Card
4301 Inside Text: And So Can Birthdays. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=5452-everyone-kiss-my-ass-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5452|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=20|~|itemdatenumber=20110415|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5452k-humor-all-occasions-greeting-card-everyone-kiss-my-ass-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Everyone Kiss My Ass Card|~|insidetext=Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=5|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/everyone-kiss-my-ass-card-59.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/everyone-kiss-my-ass-card-39.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/everyone-kiss-my-ass-card-40.jpg
Everyone Kiss My Ass Card
5452 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.
$3.75
itemId=c2125bdg-sheets-and-giggles-funny-birthday-greeting-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=C2125BDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=96|~|itemdatenumber=20151215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Sheets & Giggles Card|~|insidetext=You’re Da Shit! Happy Birthday|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sheets-giggles-card-116.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sheets-giggles-card-74.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sheets-giggles-card-75.jpg
Sheets & Giggles Card
C2125BDG Inside Text: You'Re Da Shit! Happy Birthday
$3.75
itemId=5565-listen-carefully-humor-birthday-greeting-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=5565|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=73|~|itemdatenumber=20140101|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5565k-listen-carefully-blank-humor-all-occasions-paper-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Listen Carefully Card|~|insidetext=Have A Happy Birthday For Christ’s Sake!|~|rating=4|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/listen-carefully-card-145.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/listen-carefully-card-103.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/listen-carefully-card-104.jpg
Listen Carefully Card
5565 Inside Text: Have A Happy Birthday For Christ's Sake!
$3.75
itemId=4072-adult-humor-birthday-greeting-card-buy-fucking-shoes-ephemera|~|code=4072|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=113|~|itemdatenumber=20120501|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4072k-naughty-humor-all-occasions-greeting-card-buy-fucking-shoes-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Buy Fucking Shoes Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/buy-fucking-shoes-card-36.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/buy-fucking-shoes-card-16.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/buy-fucking-shoes-card-17.jpg
Buy Fucking Shoes Card
4072 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=4302-ephemera-inc-milk-and-alcohol-birthday-greeting-card|~|code=4302|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=87|~|itemdatenumber=20130716|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4302k-ephemera-inc-milk-and-alcohol-all-occasions-paper-card.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Milk and Alcohol Card|~|insidetext=It’s Your Birthday... Milk It For All It’s Worth.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/milk-and-alcohol-card-169.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/milk-and-alcohol-card-106.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/milk-and-alcohol-card-107.jpg
Milk and Alcohol Card
4302 Inside Text: It's Your Birthday... Milk It For All It's Worth.
$3.75
itemId=5450-forecast-for-tonight-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5450|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=90|~|itemdatenumber=20110415|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5450k-adult-humorous-all-occasions-paper-card-forecast-for-tonight-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Forecast for Tonight Card|~|insidetext=I Forecast A Fun Birthday Ahead!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forecast-for-tonight-card-59.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forecast-for-tonight-card-39.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forecast-for-tonight-card-40.jpg
Forecast for Tonight Card
5450 Inside Text: I Forecast A Fun Birthday Ahead!
$3.75
itemId=5567-bad-attitude-funny-birthday-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=5567|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=153|~|itemdatenumber=20140101|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5567k-bad-attitude-blank-funny-all-occasions-greeting-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Bad Attitude Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bad-attitude-card-147.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bad-attitude-card-105.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bad-attitude-card-106.jpg
Bad Attitude Card
5567 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=4120-dog-beers-humor-birthday-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=4120|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=161|~|itemdatenumber=20140630|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4120k-dog-beers-humor-not-greeted-greeting-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Dog Beers Card|~|insidetext=Another birthday, but who’s counting.* *Celebrate responsibly and keep off the furniture.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/dog-beers-card-110.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/dog-beers-card-69.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/dog-beers-card-70.jpg
Dog Beers Card
4120 Inside Text: Another birthday, but who's counting.* *Celebrate responsibly and keep off the furniture.
$3.75
itemId=4077-inappropriate-funny-birthday-card-drink-coffee-and-wine-ephemera|~|code=4077|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=441|~|itemdatenumber=20120501|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4077k-unique-adult-funny-all-occasions-card-drink-coffee-and-wine-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Drink Coffee and Wine Card|~|insidetext=You Deserve A Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drink-coffee-and-wine-card-95.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drink-coffee-and-wine-card-53.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drink-coffee-and-wine-card-54.jpg
Drink Coffee and Wine Card
4077 Inside Text: You Deserve A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=4126-grammar-humorous-birthday-greeting-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=4126|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=199|~|itemdatenumber=20140630|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4126k-grammar-humorous-not-greeted-paper-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Grammar Card|~|insidetext=Happy Birthday, You’re Da Shit!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grammar-card-199.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grammar-card-136.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grammar-card-137.jpg
Grammar Card
4126 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, You're Da Shit!
$3.75
itemId=4127-plenty-of-sleep-funny-birthday-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=4127|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=339|~|itemdatenumber=20140630|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4127k-plenty-of-sleep-funny-not-greeted-greeting-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Plenty of Sleep Card|~|insidetext=Wishing You A Memorable Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/plenty-of-sleep-card-111.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/plenty-of-sleep-card-73.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/plenty-of-sleep-card-74.jpg
Plenty of Sleep Card
4127 Inside Text: Wishing You A Memorable Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=0860-fucking-fab-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0860|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=383|~|itemdatenumber=20060515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=0860k-naughty-funny-all-occasions-card-fucking-fab-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Fucking Fab Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday.|~|rating=1|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fucking-fab-card-37.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fucking-fab-card-17.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fucking-fab-card-18.jpg
Fucking Fab Card
0860 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=c2114bdg-not-drinking-alone-humorous-birthday-greeting-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=C2114BDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=380|~|itemdatenumber=20151215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Not Drinking Alone Card|~|insidetext=Have A Howling Good Time On Your Birthday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/not-drinking-alone-card-55.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/not-drinking-alone-card-35.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/not-drinking-alone-card-36.jpg
Not Drinking Alone Card
C2114BDG Inside Text: Have A Howling Good Time On Your Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=5568-problems-with-men-humorous-birthday-greeting-card-ephemera-inc|~|code=5568|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=333|~|itemdatenumber=20140101|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5568k-problems-with-men-blank-humorous-all-occasions-paper-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Problems With Men Card|~|insidetext=Need I Men-Tion Another Birthday? Happy Birthday|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/problems-with-men-card-57.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/problems-with-men-card-37.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/problems-with-men-card-38.jpg
Problems With Men Card
5568 Inside Text: Need I Men-Tion Another Birthday? Happy Birthday
$3.75
itemId=0861-get-real-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0861|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=324|~|itemdatenumber=20060515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=0861k-get-real-ephemera-blank-humor-not-greeted-card-ephemera-inc.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Get Real Card|~|insidetext=Happy Birthday To The Real Deal.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-card-16.jpg
Get Real Card
0861 Inside Text: Happy Birthday To The Real Deal.
$3.75
itemId=4109-unique-humor-birthday-greeting-card-you-are-fucking-awesome-ephemera|~|code=4109|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=358|~|itemdatenumber=20120615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4109k-naughty-humor-all-occasions-greeting-card-you-are-fucking-awesome-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=You Are Fucking Awesome Card|~|insidetext=P.S. Happy Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/you-are-fucking-awesome-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/you-are-fucking-awesome-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/you-are-fucking-awesome-card-16.jpg
You Are Fucking Awesome Card
4109 Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=0951-queen-of-all-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0951|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=146|~|itemdatenumber=20030515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=0951k-unique-adult-funny-all-occasions-card-queen-of-all-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Queen Of All Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/queen-of-all-card-37.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/queen-of-all-card-17.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/queen-of-all-card-18.jpg
Queen Of All Card
0951 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=5453-baby-jane-on-your-ass-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5453|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=186|~|itemdatenumber=20110415|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5453k-humorous-all-occasions-paper-card-baby-jane-on-your-ass-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Baby Jane on Your Ass Card|~|insidetext=But You Are A Year Older, Blanche, But You Are! Happy Birthday.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=2|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/baby-jane-on-your-ass-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/baby-jane-on-your-ass-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/baby-jane-on-your-ass-card-15.jpg
Baby Jane on Your Ass Card
5453 Inside Text: But You Are A Year Older, Blanche, But You Are! Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=4093-adult-humor-birthday-greeting-card-department-gives-a-shit-ephemera|~|code=4093|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=357|~|itemdatenumber=20120615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4093k-unique-inappropriate-humorous-all-occasions-greeting-card-department-gives-a-shit-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Department Gives a Shit Card|~|insidetext=Hold Everything And Have A Happy Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/department-gives-a-shit-card-33.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/department-gives-a-shit-card-13.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/department-gives-a-shit-card-14.jpg
Department Gives a Shit Card
4093 Inside Text: Hold Everything And Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=5445-vodka-hiding-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5445|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=363|~|itemdatenumber=20110415|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5445k-unique-inappropriate-humor-all-occasions-card-vodka-hiding-ephemera.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Vodka Hiding Card|~|insidetext=Find Your Youth And Have A Happy Birthday.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=2|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vodka-hiding-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vodka-hiding-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vodka-hiding-card-16.jpg
Vodka Hiding Card
5445 Inside Text: Find Your Youth And Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Joan Crawford Card
0578 Inside Text: No Wire Hangers! Only Happy Birthdays!
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Same Odds Card
C2098BDG Inside Text: Best Of Luck On Your Birthday!
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Hipsters Card
4103 Inside Text: Special Wishes For A Most Special Happy Birthday
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Gay or Straight Card
4150 Inside Text: Fasten Your Seat Belt And Have A Fast And Furious Birthday.
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You Say Tomato Card
5569 Inside Text: I Say Have A Great Happy Fucking Birthday!
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Growing Old Take Longer Card
4125 Inside Text: Another Birthday Creeps Up On You! Happy Birthday
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No Calculus Card
C2101BDG Inside Text: The Years Keep Adding Up! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Batshit Crazy Card
5564 Inside Text: Go Crazy! It's Your Birthday.
$3.75
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Hillary Rosie Card
0568 Inside Text: Put On Your Best Pant Suit And Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75





The Ephemera Bestselling Birthday Card collection features colorful, classic images and clever, hilarious captions, coupled and compiled for your complimentary B-day giving.

Well-dressed, distinguished men and women raise glasses, and then deliver crass punch lines; Moses burns up over the loss of his weed; pretty ladies in tight dresses send out some happy sass; a dog downs way too many beers by any reckoning; Bette Davis and Joan Crawford threaten anal hijinks; Hillary flexes her biceps and funny bone; and even Jesus Christ makes an appearance on these delightfully decorative and decadent mirthday cards, giving instructions and going politicking.

Brighten someone special's big special day by gifting them one of these cheerful, humorous, goodwill, joke cards. The party will really get started when they open the envelope and get an eyeful of Ephemera hilarity.
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