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Big Xmas Hair Card
5351 Inside Text: Tease The Season To Be Jolly! Merry Christmas.
$3.95
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Antiaging Card
8141 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, Princess.
$3.75
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Big Hair Card
8142 Inside Text: Happy Birthday Kitty Cat!
$3.75
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101 Dalmations Card
8143 Inside Text: ...Or The Puppies Die!
$3.75
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Yung Chik Card
8144 Inside Text: Happy Birthday From Sum Yung Chik.
$3.75
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Twisted Nipples Card
8145 Inside Text: Don't Get Your Nipples In A Twist. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Eat It Too Card
8146 Inside Text: Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!
$3.75
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Wonder Woman Card
8147 Inside Text: ...How You Stay So Young! Have A Wonderful Birthday.
$3.75
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Off With Your Head Card
8148 Inside Text: That Sure Is A Good Way To Get Rid Of Wrinkles. Happy Birthday!
$3.75





These eye-popping costumes and wigs are courtesy of New York City-based costume and fashion designer Chris March. Best known from Season 4 of the hit TV series "Project Runway," his outrageous and hilarious birthday cards (and 1 Christmas card) feature unbelievable spoofs on classic movie characters and historic figures. In other words, nothing is sacred. There's Wonder Woman, a Viking and characters from "101 Dalmatians" and "Star Wars." The sayings are just as funny as the pictures, such as "tease the season to be jolly" and "don't get your nipples in a twist." These are the perfect crazy greeting cards for the flamboyant drama queens and fashion victims in your life.

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