Some women are "so" into designing and sewing clothes that they'd give up their own significant other for a Singer. All in good fun, of course, and in the aid of good workwomanship; as stylishly, colorfully and hilariously illustrated and worded on this fabulous and funny B-Day card. You'll have all of your arts and craftsy Birthday girlfriends in stitches when you gift them this hysterically well-tailored greeting. This hilarious card is by humorous artist Joey Heiberg, aka the Dolly Mama, whose latest book, "Between Men-O-Pause and Dead: Cry, Date, Laugh. An Artist's Hilarious Journey of Letting Go of the Past to Discover Herself in the Present" can be found on Amazon.