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Better Than Sex: Funny Halloween Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 1049
Cover Reads: Top 5 Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex -5. You Are Guaranteed To Get At Least A Little Something In The Sack. 4. If You Get Tired You Can Wait 10 Minutes And Do It Again. 3. The Uglier You Look, The Easier It Is To Get Some. 2. If You Don't Like What You Get, You Just Go Next Door. 1. You Can Do The Whole Neighborhood!
Inside Reads: Happy Tricking!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Halloween

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Well, that "is" a treat! This hilarious and helpful Halloween card, that is. Against a dark black background decorated with delicious yellow and orange candy corn, five sexy costumed canvassing benefits are laid out to enliven anyone's All Hallows' Eve with laughter and good cheer. So, turn your friends, family members and coworkers onto the erotic and enticing advantages of going door-to-door begging for sugar on the big scary night with this witty missive.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Better Than Sex Card
Occasion: Halloween
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: January 15, 2010
UPC: 745469010497
Availability: In Stock
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