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itemId=2201-kiss-my-nose-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2201|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=61|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I feel for you...will you be my Valentine?|~|insidetext=I feel for you...will you be my Valentine?|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_988990108|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989027318
Kiss My Nose Card
2201 Inside Text: I feel for you...will you be my Valentine?
$2.95
itemId=2433-thinking-about-you-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2433|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=66|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I've been thinking long and hard about you. Happy Valentine's Day!|~|insidetext=I've been thinking long and hard about you. Happy Valentine's Day!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989192446|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989228002
Thinking About You Card
2433 Inside Text: I've been thinking long and hard about you. Happy Valentine's Day!
$2.95
itemId=2404-what-have-i-got-to-lose-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2404|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1525|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Please, please be my Valentine!|~|insidetext=Please, please be my Valentine!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989453598|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989495320
What Have I Got to Lose Card
2404 Inside Text: Please, please be my Valentine!
$2.95
itemId=2003-popcorn-touch-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2003|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=994|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=How I long for your touch.|~|insidetext=How I long for your touch.|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989596003|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989636541
Popcorn Touch Card
2003 Inside Text: How I long for your touch.
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itemId=2425-happy-ucking-valentine-buy-vowel-funny-adult-vd-card|~|code=2425|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=727|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Valentine's Day|~|insidetext=Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Valentine's Day|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2271_128363087|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2271_128395558
Spell It Out Card
2425 Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Valentine's Day
$2.95
itemId=2415-snake-bit-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2415|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=864|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Hope your Valentine's Day sucks (in a good way!)|~|insidetext=Hope your Valentine's Day sucks (in a good way!)|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989840779|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_989885563
Snake Bit Card
2415 Inside Text: Hope your Valentine's Day sucks (in a good way!)
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itemId=2007-what-happened-to-leaf-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2007|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=997|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Hope your Valentine's Day is smokin'|~|insidetext=Hope your Valentine's Day is smokin'|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_990228677|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_990277827
What Happened to Leaf Card
2007 Inside Text: Hope your Valentine's Day is smokin'
$2.95
itemId=2130-fck-all-i-need-is-u-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2130|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1528|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I LUV U Happy Valentine's Day.|~|insidetext=I LUV U Happy Valentine's Day.|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_764986703|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_765033453
FCK All I Need is U Card
2130 Inside Text: I LUV U Happy Valentine's Day.
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itemId=2228-park-n-fuck-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2228|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=898|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna park?|~|insidetext=Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna park?|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_990395148|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_990442648
Park N Fk Card
2228 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna park?
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itemId=2405-cold-zipper-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2405|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=915|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I'm stuck on you! Happy Valentine's Day!|~|insidetext=I'm stuck on you! Happy Valentine's Day!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_990978714|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_991019868
Cold Zipper Card
2405 Inside Text: I'm stuck on you! Happy Valentine's Day!
$2.95
itemId=2128-anal-or-oral-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2128|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1189|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I love you top to bottom. Happy Valentine's Day.|~|insidetext=I love you top to bottom. Happy Valentine's Day.|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_767781830|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_767839237
Anal or Oral Card
2128 Inside Text: I love you top to bottom. Happy Valentine's Day.
$2.95
itemId=2126-pussy-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2126|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1272|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Will you be my valentine?|~|insidetext=Will you be my valentine?|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_410935811|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_410980898
Pussy Card
2126 Inside Text: Will you be my valentine?
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itemId=2127-cock-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2127|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1277|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Valentine's Day!|~|insidetext=Happy Valentine's Day!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_768221588|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_768277615
Cock Card
2127 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day!
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itemId=2090-fuck-me-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2090|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=74|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=(Checkboxes for: Immediately; Vigorously; Repeatedly; Like you know my name; All of the above|~|insidetext=(Checkboxes for: Immediately; Vigorously; Repeatedly; Like you know my name; All of the above|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_768720030|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_768778698
Fuck Me Card
2090 Inside Text: (Checkboxes for: Immediately; Vigorously; Repeatedly; Like you know my name; All of the above
$2.95
itemId=2298-no-f-choc-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card|~|code=2298|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1183|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie.|~|insidetext=Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie.|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_992166600|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_992207574
No F Choc Card
2298 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie.
$2.95
itemId=2248-dont-have-a-dick-funny-superindustriallove-valentines-day-card|~|code=2248|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1627|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Valentine's Day - we're made for each other.|~|insidetext=Happy Valentine's Day - we're made for each other.|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_992941106|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_992968629
Dont Have a Dick Card
2248 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day - we're made for each other.
$2.95
itemId=2132-love-to-cuddle-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2132|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1624|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_772901377|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_772951486
Love to Cuddle Card
2132 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!
$2.95
itemId=7385-walk-on-beach-funny-planet-fabulous-valentines-day-card|~|code=7385|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=1858|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Here's to a kick-ass Valentine's Day!|~|insidetext=Here's to a kick-ass Valentine's Day!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_1076456602|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_1076507499
WALK ON BEACH Card
7385 Inside Text: Here's to a kick-ass Valentine's Day!
$2.95
itemId=2091-lick-me-funny-talk-bubbles-valentines-day-card|~|code=2091|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=2310|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=(Checkboxes for: With honey; With chocolate; With whipped cream; With anything that's fat free; All of the above|~|insidetext=(Checkboxes for: With honey; With chocolate; With whipped cream; With anything that's fat free; All of the above|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_773149578|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2269_773209215
Lick Me Card
2091 Inside Text: (Checkboxes for: With honey; With chocolate; With whipped cream; With anything that's fat free; All of the above
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itemId=2144-inappropriate-humorous-valentines-day-paper-card-happy-fucking-valentines-jokesters|~|code=2144|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=68|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=I fucking (heart) you.|~|insidetext=I fucking (heart) you.|~|brand=NobleWorks|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2271_128910599|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2271_128963008
Happy Fucking Valentines Card
2144 Inside Text: I fucking (heart) you.
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The collection of Valentine's Day cards at Noble Works Cards includes cards that hint at naughty thoughts without using expletives. If you are a person who works a little more blue, we also have R-rated Valentine's Day cards that contain naughty thoughts and a fair share of swear words. These cards are not for the under-18 set as they feature adult jokes. If you are confident that your recipients will not be offended by receiving a funny, dirty Valentine's Day card, by all means order now. These cards include Valentine's Day cartoon pictures that are dirty and adult, mature Valentine's jokes. You may be surprised to see well-known characters in situations or discussions that differ greatly from their typical G-rated scenes. You are guaranteed to get a reaction from our adults-only Valentine's Day cards, just be sure to keep these cards away from the kids and don't send these cards to your recipient's work place as these are not the type of cards that can be displayed at work.
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