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Kiss My Nose Card
2201 Inside Text: I Feel For You...Will You Be My Valentine?
$3.75
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Thinking About You Card
2433 Inside Text: I've Been Thinking Long And Hard About You. Happy Valentine's Day!
$3.75
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What Have I Got to Lose Card
2404 Inside Text: Please, Please Be My Valentine!
$3.75
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Popcorn Touch Card
2003 Inside Text: How I Long For Your Touch.
$3.75
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Spell It Out Card
2425 Inside Text: Do I Have To Spell It Out For You? Happy Valentine's Day
$3.75
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Snake Bit Card
2415 Inside Text: Hope Your Valentine's Day Sucks (In A Good Way!)
$3.75
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What Happened to Leaf Card
2007 Inside Text: Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Smokin'
$3.75
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FCK All I Need is U Card
2130 Inside Text: I Luv U Happy Valentine's Day.
$3.75
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Park N Fk Card
2228 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna Park?
$3.75
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Cold Zipper Card
2405 Inside Text: I'm Stuck On You! Happy Valentine's Day!
$3.75
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Anal or Oral Card
2128 Inside Text: I Love You Top To Bottom. Happy Valentine's Day.
$3.75
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Pussy Card
2126 Inside Text: Will You Be My Valentine?
$3.75
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Cock Card
2127 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day!
$3.75
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Fuck Me Card
2090 Inside Text: (Checkboxes For: Immediately; Vigorously; Repeatedly; Like You Know My Name; All Of The Above
$3.75
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No F Choc Card
2298 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie.
$3.75
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Dont Have a Dick Card
2248 Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day - We're Made For Each Other.
$3.75
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Love to Cuddle Card
2132 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!
$3.75
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WALK ON BEACH Card
7385 Inside Text: Here's To A Kick-Ass Valentine's Day!
$3.75
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Lick Me Card
2091 Inside Text: (Checkboxes For: With Honey; With Chocolate; With Whipped Cream; With Anything That's Fat Free; All Of The Above
$3.75
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Happy Fucking Valentines Card
2144 Inside Text: I Fucking (Heart) You.
$3.75



Adult Valentine's Day Cards



Movies have a rating system to protect the morals of the nation. So why not Valentine's Day cards? In the spirit of guarding the nation's moral fabric, NobleWorks Cards offers R-rated humor Valentine's Day cards. With these adult valentine cards from NobleWorks Cards, you'll know that you're sending a saucy valentine's message without offending someone with an X-rated card like the free porno valentine cards flooding the Internet. They've probably already seen those anyway.

Many of our R-rated cards make liberal use of an old English word that's long been used to describe the reproductive process. As such, these cards are perfect for direct, startling and humorous valentine's greetings to someone you know well - whether in the biblical sense or not. They're probably better not displayed on your office desk, however, unless you or the recipient works in the adult entertainment industry.
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