Scott Metzger Cartoon Cards and Funny Greetings

Scott Metzger has delighted NobleWorks with naughty greeting cards for years. He does all occasions of cards, but some of our favorites are his hilarious Christmas cards. In Heads Will Roll, Santa has found an unpleasant Facebook update about his weight by his reindeer. When Santa gets off of Facebook, he checks his Workshop reviews on his Santa Yelp Page, only to read more unflattering reviews by former elf employees.

We asked Scott to tell us a little more about himself:

My name is Scott Metzger and I’ve been cartooning professionally since 1996. In addition to greeting cards, my cartoons have appeared in Newsweek, Funny Times, and in daily and weekly newspapers across the country

From 2002 through 2009, I was the cartoonist for a public health advertising campaign called “Healthy Penis,” (www.healthypenis.org) which was sponsored by the San Francisco Department of Public Health. The thrust—I mean, the purpose of the campaign was to prevent syphilis. It was successful. 

I live in Northern California with my wife, daughter, and three high-maintenance cats.