These Christmas cards by Randy McIlwaine are not only funny, but they’re also informative. For instance, did you know Santa doesn’t like rice cakes? Bet you didn’t. Now you can leave out cookies and stay off his educational toy list. You’re welcome.
But the Christmas knowledge doesn’t stop there. McIlwaine’s funny Christmas cards also warn us to be weary of sneaky rabbits offering free nose jobs to snowman. Many a snowmen have lost a nose or two because they were not privy to this important bit of information. How many, you might ask. Too many to count.
We know Santa learned his lesson from trying to squeeze into that little, tiny chimney, and maybe you will learn something too. If you’re wondering why Santa didn’t give you anything for Christmas you now know it’s PETA’s fault that he didn’t have enough time to swing by your house because his reindeer weren’t working that night.
McIlwaine also gives us a peek into the secret lives of snowmen. Who knew snow teens go through phases? McIlwaine did, that’s for sure.
Now, why don’t you spread the Christmas knowledge, jokes and laugher with some of these funny cards from NobleWorks and McIlwaine?