Drink Water: Funny Birthday Jumbo Card for Women

The delightful and delighted dame on the front of the bright orange, retro-styled, large-sized Drink Water Birthday Joke Card is getting on the blower to brag about the fact that sometimes she drinks water just to surprise her liver! Huge, hilarious and pickled with good cheer, this big, bold birthday card will brighten anyone's special day (and maybe briefly cleanse their liver, too). The orange-bordered inside of the giant card contains an appropriate liquored-up greeting; and a pristine, shining, sparkling glass of water to add to all of the good, boozy fun.