Fuckin Truck: Humor Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

That's not exactly the type of language most of us would want our kids using when someone takes their toy truck, but then again, it's better than having him punch the dickhead in his face. Want to see your friend break out into uncontrollable laughter on their birthday? Get them the fuckin' best and biggest and most brightly colored birthday card in the world. It's vulgar so choose wisely who you end up sending it to.