Buy Fucking Shoes: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

Item #: J4072BDG
Cover Reads:
Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Freak'n Shoes.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fucking Birthday!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

Philosophy 'and' fashion sense, this card's got it all! Shoe shopping often does go on for an eternity (when in the right feet). Hopefully, just like the recipient of this wise and witty Jumbo Size Birthday Card. No need to be picky, or pinched, this Birthday Card fits the situation like a ... shoe.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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Buy Fucking Shoes
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Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
February 28, 2017
UPC:
745469196764
Availability:
In Stock
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