Wanker: Humor Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card for Men
Item #: J3601BDG
Cover Reads:
"Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday Wanker
Occasion: Birthday
We all know that Dad can be a bit of a jerk-off at times, especially when he's handing out puddily advice. This droll, dollful card will put your Happy Birthday greetings right in the palm of the hand of that special someone you're reaching out to touch in an intimate way on their special day. Because sometimes sending a Jumbo Size Birthday Card is better than jack.
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Wanker
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by Kirsty Hotson
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
February 28, 2017
UPC:
745469196733
Availability:
In Stock
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