Golden Years: Funny Birthday Jumbo Card
Item #: J0449
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My A**.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Occasion: Birthday
Looking forward to your 'Golden Years?' This long list of ailments - drooping, shrinking, stinking, smelling - may make you reconsider getting older. This huge, colorful, rib-tickling Birthday Joke Card tells the Golden Years to kiss ass!
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Golden Years
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
June 01, 2014
UPC:
745469504491
Availability:
In Stock
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