Birthday Cards

Who has hundreds of fiercely Funny Birthday Cards just waiting to instantly make you the 'best card giver that ever lived'? Oooh, oooh, pick me, I know! It's NobleWorksCards.com, bitches, that's who! Nothing eases the sting of another birthday quite as well as a funny birthday joke card. Actually, who are we kidding? There are quite a few other things that ease the sting a little better. But those things cost a lot of money, are usually at least kind of illegal, and often end in divorce. So if you can avoid all that drama and still make someone pretty damn happy for 3 bucks, I think you've done more than your fair share.

And we don't stop at funny. We also offer a rather impressive lineup of Naughty Birthday Cards, complete with curse words, some adult humor, and occasional cartoon genitalia. Not bad enough for you? You like to live a little closer to the edge? I think our humorous birthday cards that have a little fun at the Big J.C.'s expense may be what you're looking for! Just don't call us when you're burning for all eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. Unless it's after 9 or on the weekend, of course. Or you could text? Yeah, just text. We're more into textual relationships anyway. So buy a card already, and we'll have something to text about.