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itemId=0690-asses-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0690|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=14|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Now get your ass in gear and celebrate.|~|insidetext=Now get your ass in gear and celebrate.|~|brand=NobleWorks|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2263_1345782430|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2263_1345821826
Asses Card
0690 Inside Text: Now get your ass in gear and celebrate.
$2.95
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Christmas Poem Card
1425 Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin' cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.
$2.95
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Birthday Fart Poem Card
5628 Inside Text: The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.
$2.95
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Shitty Poem Card
0864 Inside Text: But of them all the Birthday poops, Are likely to engage These gifts stink more year after year Hence, the best shit comes with age. Light a match and have a Happy Birthday!
$2.95
itemId=5619-fuck-i-do-not-give-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5619|~|priceRange=1|~|orderable=T|~|call-to-order=|~|orderCount=393|~|call-for-price=|~|hasOptions=F|~|isOrganic=F|~|isNew=F|~|bestseller=|~|name=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Birthday!|~|brand=Noble Works|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=2.95|~|priceReg=2.95|~|priceSale=|~|image=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2263_1507571044|~|enlageimage=http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-94387763560218_2263_1507616287
Fuck I Do Not Give Card
5619 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$2.95
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No Merlot Birthday Poem Card
5618 Inside Text: just FUCKING old. Pop the cork...it's your birthday!
$2.95
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Lift A Finger Card
5623 Inside Text: But I Will. Happy Birthday!
$2.95
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Earth is Old Birthday Poem Card
5629 Inside Text: And So Are You. Happy Birthday.
$2.95
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Moms Day Poem Card
0045 Inside Text: ...Why insects eat their young. Happy Mother's Day!
$2.95
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Birthday Trade Poem Card
5627 Inside Text: ...To Fuck, and fuck, and fuck! Happy Fucking Birthday.
$2.95
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Sin Without Conceiving Card
5606 Inside Text: ...please teach us how to sin without conceiving. I couldn't conceive of not wishing you a Happy Birthday.
$2.95
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Spit on Tissue Card
0091 Inside Text: (Artwork)
$2.95




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All of Noble Works poem cards are here, wacky humor and all. There are some naughty poems, some nice, some shitty poems, some naked poems and some sweet poems, but all make for very funny cards guarantee to make all your friends think you are hilarious! Or not. Some of these birthday cards are even for men, believe it or not. Yes, poetry for guys.

Well, if you dare to call it poetry. Sarcasm in prose. What's next? Dirty poem cards and adult humor limericks? Yes, you betcha. If it is funny then it gets on a card. If only Shakespeare knew what has happened to the art of writing humor! Here you have it, the ultimate midnight dream! Shall we now all sing along?

 
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