The pilgrims landed in Plymouth Rock after running out of
beer. True story.
Things didn’t work out so well and they were pretty
helpless. Native Americans came over, helped them and they ate and partied for
three days. It must have been some party because we celebrate it to this day as
a joyous holiday. Well, maybe not so joyous for Native Americans.
Thanksgiving is a time for families to gather around a great
The traditional Thanksgiving meal centers around turkey,
pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes and that weird cranberry sauce. After eating,
people usually watch a football game and there’s a mountain of dishes that
needs to be clean. You don’t like doing dishes, pretend to be into football.
If a person can’t make it to the Thanksgiving dinner, he
can send a funny greeting card.