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Drive the Porcelain Bus Card
6992 Inside Text: All Aboard For A Happy New Year!
$2.95
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Resolution Rush Card
6995 Inside Text: Take The Weight Off And Have A Happy New Year!
$2.95
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National Hangover Day Card
6997 Inside Text: Take Two Aspirins And Have A Happy Holiday
$2.95
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New Year's Heaves Card
6998 Inside Text: Cheers! Happy New Year.
$2.95
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Resolution Not Last Long Card
1928 Inside Text: Don'T Let Another Resolution Get You Licked! Happy New Year
$2.95
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Last Drink Before Resolution Card
1929 Inside Text: Happy New Year...Cheers!
$2.95
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Piss On Year Card
1941 Inside Text: Happy New Year
$2.95
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Crazy Party Gnu Year Card
1943 Inside Text: Happy Gnu Year!
$2.95
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Jewish Chinese American Card
1984 Inside Text: Happy New Year?
$2.95
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Cock in Hand Card
1988 Inside Text: Happy New Year To Someone Who Can Hold His Own!
$2.95
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Keep Calm Christmas Be Gone Card
1492 Inside Text: Happy New Year!
$2.95
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Fleas Navidad Card
5711 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas doesn't bite. Have a good one.
$2.95
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Balls Dropped Card
1564 Inside Text: Have a swingin' New Year!
$2.95
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Unfinished Resolutions Card
1494 Inside Text: Happy New Year.
$2.95
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New Years Fart Card
1495 Inside Text: Hope your new year is a real blowout!
$2.95
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New Year Dog Card
5822 Inside Text: Sit. Stay. Have a happy new year.
$2.95
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Blow Resolution Card
1079 Inside Text: Head into the new year with a bang!
$2.95
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Happy Fuckin New Year Card
1567 Inside Text: (blank)
$2.95
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Repeat Mistakes Card
1164 Inside Text: Toast, drink, repeat. Happy New Year!
$2.95
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New Year Knock Out Card
1497 Inside Text: Hope this year's a knockout!
$2.95
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Doomsday Hangover Card
1500 Inside Text: May all your wishes for the new year come true. Happy New Year.
$2.95
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Resolution down the toilet Card
5805 Inside Text: Happy New Year and all that shit.
$2.95
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Last Year Resolutions Card
1498 Inside Text: It's never too late to have a Happy New Year.
$2.95
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New Year Tradition Card
1996 Inside Text: Cheers! Happy New Year!
$2.95
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Keeping Resolutions Card
1496 Inside Text: Resolve to have a happy New Year.
$2.95
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Waited All Day Card
1493 Inside Text: Instead, he did. Happy New Year.
$2.95
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Ah, yes, the magic and joy of a New Year! Often celebrated with an intoxicating assortment of alcohol, drugs, sexual partners and paranoia about the end of the world drawing near, we find a funny New Year Card adds a little cherry on top of that hot mess of awesome. We aren't going to bother you about keeping resolutions, don't worry. We really don't care if you eat too much, drink too much, smoke too much, or steal candy from the drugstore just for the rush. But we do think you should at least send a New Years Card to bring a sense of order to your life. It's for your own good. We care about you and stuff.
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