Ah, yes, the magic and joy of a New Year! Often celebrated with an intoxicating assortment of alcohol, drugs, sexual partners and paranoia about the end of the world drawing near, we find a funny New Year Card
adds a little cherry on top of that hot mess of awesome. We aren't going to bother you about keeping resolutions, don't worry. We really don't care if you eat too much, drink too much, smoke too much, or steal candy from the drugstore just for the rush. But we do think you should at least send a New Years Card
to bring a sense of order to your life. It's for your own good. We care about you and stuff.