Funny Christmas Pictures and Jokes

What are the Names of Santa's Reindeer?
Funny Christmas Tree Toppers
DIY Christmas Cards
Funny and Classic Christmas Movies
Funny Christmas Pictures
Funny Christmas Family Photos
Best Places to Travel for Christmas
Funny Christmas Quotes to Santa
Nice Christmas Quotes

 

What are the Names of Santa's Reindeer?

Answer:

Dasher

Dancer

Pracer

Vixen

Comet

Cupid

Donner

Blitzen

Rudolph

Funny Christmas Tree Toppers

These are the funniest collection of Christmas tree toppers we could find on the internet. Why not spice up your Christmas tree with something different during the holidays? Hopefully, these will give your some inspiration.

 

UFO Alien Tree Topper: Out of This World

 

Redneck Christmas Tree Topper: Little Bit Country, Little Rock-n-Roll, Little Bit Recycling

 

Angel Dog Christmas Tree Topper: Heavenly Barks

Gun Tree: Extra Ammo Edition

 

Flamingo Christmas Tree Topper: Fun With Feathers

 

Godzilla Christmas Tree Topper: It's Huge in Japan!

 

Halo Christmas Tree Topper: Santa Never Saw It Coming

 

Grinch Christmas Tree Topper: The Tree That Stole Christmas

 

Jesus Christmas Tree: Do Unto Others

 

Sexy Tree Topper: Making Trees More Manly

 

Mexican Christmas Tree Toppers: Wrestle Up Some Fun

 

Mouse Christmas Tree Topper: No One Was Stirring, Not Even a Mouse

 

Nicolas Cage Christmas Tree Topper: A Different Kind of Christmas Star

 

Robot Tree Topper: Mechanical Love Coming Your Way

 

Spaghetti Monster Topper: Dinner Has Got Its Eyes on You

 

DIY (Do it Yourself) Christmas Card Ideas

NobleWorks Cards has scoured the internet for the best DIY Christmas card craft ideas for the holidays. These can be fun projects for kids and adults alike. If you don't feel like searching for glue, paper and ribbons, you can simply buy some of our already made, funny Christmas cards.

 

The Folded Paper Tree Card

This card is simple and fun to make. Simply cut five pieces of green paper with each piece a little bit smaller than the first. Then add folds to the paper and glue the ends to the inside pages of the card to make a Christmas tree. 

 

Christmas Tree Card

Use scraps of paper, even leftover Christmas wrapping paper, and make little Christmas trees.

 

Pop-Out Christmas Card

With a pencil, outline a triangle in the middle of the card. Draw horizontal sections and then cut them across. Glue a second card to the back and you will have a simple, but classy Christmas tree card.

 

Pop-Up Heart Cards

These cute cards make a great gift. Check out this blog for the template and instructions.

 

Christmas Card Wreath

Using various sized hole punches, you can make this simple wreath card with scrap paper and a bow.

 

Ribbon Tree Card

This simple craft card uses scrap pieces of ribbon and sewing machine to give it a modern but quirky feel to it.

Christmas Movies

If you are looking for Christmas movies to match your delightfully naughty cards, we have a list of Christmas movies to get you in the holiday spirit.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

This hilarious film is as true today as it was in 1989. A dysfunctional family is simply trying to have the best Christmas possible, but a series of events makes it increasingly harder to find that holiday spirit. It stars Chevy Chase, Randy Quaid and Juliette Lewis.

 

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

This classic Dr. Seuss children's book comes alive and has been watched by several generations.

 

The Polar Express

The Polar Express, like most popular movies, is based on the book by the same name by Chris Van Allsburg. The story is about a boy who wants to go to the North Pole and jumps on the Polar Express for a wild adventure with other children who have run off for the thrill of seeing Santa.

 

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

This '70s special about the origins of Christmas traditions had Fred Astaire and Mickey Rooney as voice actors.

 

Four Christmases

Four Christmases is a romantic comedy about a couple who spend Christmas with their divorced parents. Do they get four times as many gifts? Watch it and find out. It stars Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.

 

White Christmas

White Christmas came out in the '50s and has that nifty Technicolor people always talk about. Like many classic TV romances, it involves two WWII buddies and some blondes.

 

Scrooge

Scrooge is based on the book "Christmas Carol" about an old rich man who hates Christmas until three ghosts threaten him into giving his money away so people will like him. It's kind of paying people to be your friends when you join a fraternity.

 

Christmas in Connecticut

Christmas in Connecticut is another WWII romantic comedy. There is some kind of mischief about an article written about farm life and cooking but the writer is just making it up and really lives in a little New York City apartment and can't cook to save her life. The people who read the article invite themselves to her nonexistent farm. Guess you'll just have to watch the movie to see how she gets out of that one.

 

Home Alone

Filmed a few decades ago, Home Alone is still the classic Christmas story about a boy whose family forgets about him and goes to another country and he must defend his house against the world's stupidest crooks.

 

It's a Wonderful Life

It's a Wonder Life is a Christmas movie from the '40s that became a holiday hit because it was such a box office bomb that it wasn't copyrighted and stations could air it for free in the '70s.

 

Elf

Elf is a hilarious adoption story about a man raised by elves who heads to New York to find his biological father who wants to deny his existence.

 

Jingle all the Way

See the former governor of California fight over a toy for Christmas in Jingle all the Way.

Funny Christmas Photos

Here are the funniest and most random Christmas pictures we could find. We searched the oddity that is the world wide web and couldn't stop laughing. From Google, Facebook and even the college library, we have something to make you chuckle.

Angry Christmas Cat

Christmas Office Party Drinking Chart

Chemistry Christmas Tree

Star Wars Snowman

Christmas Light Extension Chord

Tree That Poops Elves

Lego Snowman

The Cat Is Stuck In The Christmas Tree

 

Christmas Handicapped Parking Spot

Christmas, Fight-Club Style

 

Satan's Christmas Cards

 

On the First Day of Christmas...

 

Wal-Mart: Irony Level 100

Star Was: Nativity Scene

Funny Christmas Family Photos

Many people take Christmas family photos to share with friends and family during the Christmas season. There is nothing wrong with that. Some families, however, take it to an entirely new level. At no point did they say to themselves, "Hey, on second thought, maybe we shouldn't send these photos out." And that's what makes these photos the great photos that they are. Enjoy! If you're debating whether or not your Christmas family photos could end up on here, why not send one of our best Christmas cards instead?

Leaf Censor Family Christmas Photo

 

Storm Trooper Christmas Photo

 

Christmas Tree Family Christmas Photo

 

Pajama Christmas Family Photo

 

Baby Bump Christmas Family Photo

 

Creepy Santa Christmas Photo

 

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Justin Timberlake Christmas Photo

 

Tree That Poops Elves

Lego Snowman

Cat Stuck In The Christmas Tree

Another Family Christmas Tree Photo

 

Emo Family Christmas Photo

 

Christmas Monkey Photo

 

Inappropriate Shirt, Christmas Family Photo

 

Naked Dad, Christmas Family Photo

 

Redneck Christmas Photo

 

Dog Family Christmas Photo

 

Get Out of Jail, Christmas Family Card

Best Places to Travel for Christmas

Where: Santa Cruz, California, US.

Why: Surfing on Christmas. What could be better than that?

Santa Cruz makes for a fun Christmas travel destination because where else can you see surfing Santas on the beach? It looks like there are no lost elves here.

 

Where: New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Why:  Candlelight caroling, classical concerts and amazing Creole cuisine.

New Orleans makes for a great Christmas vacation for a family or a couple who wants something different, but traditional at the same time. Enjoy a Christmas family dinner in this fabulous city.

 

Where: Puerto Rico

Why: It’s exotic but Americans don’t need a passport to get there.

Puerto Rico makes for a unique Christmas vacation with historical building, Spanish music and delicious Puerto Rican food. The best part is, you won't have to complain to Santa about your Christmas.

 

Where:  New York, New York, US

Why:  Watching the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree turn on, ice skating, Central Park in the wintertime and all the stores lit up.

New York is Christmas destination for many people because of the unique Christmas feel of modern and traditional scenes that only New York can seem to offer. Maybe you can even see a reindeer fly.

 

Where: Munich, Germany.

Why:  Centuries old churches and hot cocoa from the market.

Munich, Germany, is Christmas vacation for those who want something with a more historic, Christmas feel. From shopping in vast open markets, to sampling delicious cuisine, Germany is far from boring.

Funny Christmas Quotes to Santa

These are the best Christmas quotes that have people making Santa shake his head. What have you been quoted to Santa saying?

Can you send me a picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I'm writing to say I have been naughty this year, but it was worth it.

It wasn’t my fault!

Last year I asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.

You know you're an adult when nothing you want for Christmas can be bought in a store.

If you're not under my tree on Christmas morning, I'm going back to bed!

I don’t mind if I don’t get any presents, Santa, as long as no one else gets anything.

Christmas is odd. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Fruitcake, the Christmas mystery.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Nice Christmas Quotes from Wiki Quote.Org

 

Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind -- Valentine Davies in Miracle on 34th Street.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas --Calvin Coolidge in Chicken soup for the Soul

God rest ye, little children; let nothing you afright,
For Jesus Christ, your Saviour, was born this happy night;
Along the hills of Galilee the white blocks sleeping lay,
When Christ, the child of Nazareth, was born on Christmas day -- Dinah Craik in "Christmas Carol,"

I have often thought, says Sir Roger, it happens very well that Christmas should fall in the Middle of winter. -- Joseph Addison

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -- Erma Bombeck

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. -- Phillips Brooks

The feet of the humblest may walk in the field
Where the feet of the Holiest trod,
This, then, is the marvel to mortals revealed.
When the silvery trumpets of Christmas have pealed,
That mankind are the children of God. -- Phillips Brooks.

Christmas has lost its meaning for us because we have lost the spirit of expectancy. We cannot prepare for an observance. We must prepare for an experience. --Handel H. Brown

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. -- Joan Winmill Brown