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Funny Christmas Tree Toppers
These are the funniest collection of Christmas tree toppers we could find on the internet. Why not spice up your Christmas tree with something different during the holidays? Hopefully, these will give your some inspiration.
UFO Alien Tree Topper: Out of This World
Redneck Christmas Tree Topper: Little Bit Country, Little Rock-n-Roll, Little Bit Recycling
Angel Dog Christmas Tree Topper: Heavenly Barks
Gun Tree: Extra Ammo Edition
Flamingo Christmas Tree Topper: Fun With Feathers
Godzilla Christmas Tree Topper: It's Huge in Japan!
Halo Christmas Tree Topper: Santa Never Saw It Coming
Grinch Christmas Tree Topper: The Tree That Stole Christmas
Jesus Christmas Tree: Do Unto Others
Sexy Tree Topper: Making Trees More Manly
Mexican Christmas Tree Toppers: Wrestle Up Some Fun
Mouse Christmas Tree Topper: No One Was Stirring, Not Even a Mouse
Nicolas Cage Christmas Tree Topper: A Different Kind of Christmas Star
Robot Tree Topper: Mechanical Love Coming Your Way
Spaghetti Monster Topper: Dinner Has Got Its Eyes on You
DIY (Do it Yourself) Christmas Card Ideas
NobleWorks Cards has scoured the internet for the best DIY Christmas card craft ideas for the holidays. These can be fun projects for kids and adults alike. If you don't feel like searching for glue, paper and ribbons, you can simply buy some of our already made, funny Christmas cards.
The Folded Paper Tree Card
This card is simple and fun to make. Simply cut five pieces of green paper with each piece a little bit smaller than the first. Then add folds to the paper and glue the ends to the inside pages of the card to make a Christmas tree.
Christmas Tree Card
Use scraps of paper, even leftover Christmas wrapping paper, and make little Christmas trees.
Pop-Out Christmas Card
With a pencil, outline a triangle in the middle of the card. Draw horizontal sections and then cut them across. Glue a second card to the back and you will have a simple, but classy Christmas tree card.
Pop-Up Heart Cards
These cute cards make a great gift. Check out this blog for the template and instructions.
Christmas Card Wreath
Using various sized hole punches, you can make this simple wreath card with scrap paper and a bow.
Ribbon Tree Card
This simple craft card uses scrap pieces of ribbon and sewing machine to give it a modern but quirky feel to it.
If you are looking for Christmas movies to match your delightfully naughty cards, we have a list of Christmas movies to get you in the holiday spirit.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
This hilarious film is as true today as it was in 1989. A dysfunctional family is simply trying to have the best Christmas possible, but a series of events makes it increasingly harder to find that holiday spirit. It stars Chevy Chase, Randy Quaid and Juliette Lewis.
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
This classic Dr. Seuss children's book comes alive and has been watched by several generations.
The Polar Express
The Polar Express, like most popular movies, is based on the book by the same name by Chris Van Allsburg. The story is about a boy who wants to go to the North Pole and jumps on the Polar Express for a wild adventure with other children who have run off for the thrill of seeing Santa.
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
Four Christmases is a romantic comedy about a couple who spend Christmas with their divorced parents. Do they get four times as many gifts? Watch it and find out. It stars Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.
White Christmas came out in the '50s and has that nifty Technicolor people always talk about. Like many classic TV romances, it involves two WWII buddies and some blondes.
Scrooge is based on the book "Christmas Carol" about an old rich man who hates Christmas until three ghosts threaten him into giving his money away so people will like him. It's kind of paying people to be your friends when you join a fraternity.
Christmas in Connecticut
Christmas in Connecticut is another WWII romantic comedy. There is some kind of mischief about an article written about farm life and cooking but the writer is just making it up and really lives in a little New York City apartment and can't cook to save her life. The people who read the article invite themselves to her nonexistent farm. Guess you'll just have to watch the movie to see how she gets out of that one.
Filmed a few decades ago, Home Alone is still the classic Christmas story about a boy whose family forgets about him and goes to another country and he must defend his house against the world's stupidest crooks.
It's a Wonderful Life
It's a Wonder Life is a Christmas movie from the '40s that became a holiday hit because it was such a box office bomb that it wasn't copyrighted and stations could air it for free in the '70s.
Elf is a hilarious adoption story about a man raised by elves who heads to New York to find his biological father who wants to deny his existence.
Jingle all the Way
See the former governor of California fight over a toy for Christmas in Jingle all the Way.
Funny Christmas Photos
Here are the funniest and most random Christmas pictures we could find. We searched the oddity that is the world wide web and couldn't stop laughing. From Google, Facebook and even the college library, we have something to make you chuckle.
Angry Christmas Cat
Christmas Office Party Drinking Chart
Chemistry Christmas Tree
Star Wars Snowman
Christmas Light Extension Chord
Tree That Poops Elves
The Cat Is Stuck In The Christmas Tree
Christmas Handicapped Parking Spot
Christmas, Fight-Club Style
Satan's Christmas Cards
On the First Day of Christmas...
Wal-Mart: Irony Level 100
Star Was: Nativity Scene
Funny Christmas Family Photos
Many people take Christmas family photos to share with friends and family during the Christmas season. There is nothing wrong with that. Some families, however, take it to an entirely new level. At no point did they say to themselves, "Hey, on second thought, maybe we shouldn't send these photos out." And that's what makes these photos the great photos that they are. Enjoy! If you're debating whether or not your Christmas family photos could end up on here, why not send one of our best Christmas cards instead?
Leaf Censor Family Christmas Photo
Storm Trooper Christmas Photo
Christmas Tree Family Christmas Photo
Pajama Christmas Family Photo
Baby Bump Christmas Family Photo
Creepy Santa Christmas Photo
Justin Timberlake Christmas Photo
Tree That Poops Elves
Cat Stuck In The Christmas Tree
Another Family Christmas Tree Photo
Emo Family Christmas Photo
Christmas Monkey Photo
Inappropriate Shirt, Christmas Family Photo
Naked Dad, Christmas Family Photo
Redneck Christmas Photo
Dog Family Christmas Photo
Get Out of Jail, Christmas Family Card
Best Places to Travel for Christmas
Why: Surfing on Christmas. What could be better than that?
Why: Candlelight caroling, classical concerts and amazing Creole cuisine.
Why: It’s exotic but Americans don’t need a passport to get there.
Why: Watching the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree turn on, ice skating, Central Park in the wintertime and all the stores lit up.
New York is Christmas destination for many people because of the unique Christmas feel of modern and traditional scenes that only New York can seem to offer. Maybe you can even see a reindeer fly.
Why: Centuries old churches and hot cocoa from the market.
Munich, Germany, is Christmas vacation for those who want something with a more historic, Christmas feel. From shopping in vast open markets, to sampling delicious cuisine, Germany is far from boring.
Funny Christmas Quotes to Santa
These are the best Christmas quotes that have people making Santa shake his head. What have you been quoted to Santa saying?
It wasn’t my fault!
Last year I asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
You know you're an adult when nothing you want for Christmas can be bought in a store.
If you're not under my tree on Christmas morning, I'm going back to bed!
I don’t mind if I don’t get any presents, Santa, as long as no one else gets anything.
Christmas is odd. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Fruitcake, the Christmas mystery.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Nice Christmas Quotes from Wiki Quote.Org
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas --Calvin Coolidge in Chicken soup for the Soul
God rest ye, little children; let nothing you afright,
For Jesus Christ, your Saviour, was born this happy night;
Along the hills of Galilee the white blocks sleeping lay,
When Christ, the child of Nazareth, was born on Christmas day -- Dinah Craik in "Christmas Carol,"
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -- Erma Bombeck
Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. -- Phillips Brooks
The feet of the humblest may walk in the field
Where the feet of the Holiest trod,
This, then, is the marvel to mortals revealed.
When the silvery trumpets of Christmas have pealed,
That mankind are the children of God. -- Phillips Brooks.
Christmas has lost its meaning for us because we have lost the spirit of expectancy. We cannot prepare for an observance. We must prepare for an experience. --Handel H. Brown
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. -- Joan Winmill Brown