Fart Humor Cards
Farting, flatulence, passing gas, breaking wind, cutting the cheese (I could go on) is something that everyone does, but everyone is embarrassed of. Why? If we didn’t fart, we’d simply explode, and nobody wants that.
I have the perfect list of unique fart birthday cards that will cover your ass when you need to send something to your twisted friends. In fact, nothing is too taboo for NobleWorks Cards. There are also funny ass birthday cards for brothers and sisters who get your mixed-up sense of humor.
Now, if your friends have a true farting problem, you might want to hold back on the beans this year. Not just for your safety, but for everyone in the room. Trekkies will love our farting Star Trek birthday card by cartoonist extraordinaire, Dan Collins.
If Sci-fi fart jokes aren’t their thing, have no fear, I even have those oh so special bathroom humor cards that may be what you’re looking for. By the way, not eating the white mints in the urinal should be common sense, but the sign is there for a reason, isn’t it?
Now that you have a supply of hilarious fart cards at your disposable, you have no excuse not to share them with your friends! However, if your friends are getting married or are celebrating their marriage, perhaps a wedding or a funny anniversary card would be in order.
President of NobleWorks Cards