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Funny Bacon Quotes & Jokes
Funny Bacon Tattoos
Everyday Things with Bacon
Famous Bacon Quotes
Who doesn't love bacon? Bacon is candy meat from heaven that taste good with just about everything. People have an affinity towards bacon that takes on a life of its own. Unlike other meat, people don't climb to new food combination extremes. There are bacon quotes and bacon flowcharts that will make any bacon lover smile from ear to ear. Bacon has a pull on people that no one can explain. Adding bacon to a new dish always brings on excitement and gossip. Chicken isn't even a close second. There are even bacon clothing items. Stop porking around and buy some funny bacon birthday cards while you're at it.
Funniest Bacon Tattoos
Meat Tattoo
This tattoo could only be handled by someone who truly appreciates meat. A stroll through the meat section of the supermarket would be like a stroll through Disney Land for this meat lover. Meat always has her back.
Bacon Bleeding Heart Tattoo
The classic funny bleeding-heart design is done here, but dedicated to bacon and not a person. There is also a fork going through the heart. We're not sure if this is because eating is something he loves and the heart is the organ of love, or if he'd like to try a piggy heart someday. Only he knows.
Bacon Heart Tattoo
This bacon heart tattoo isn't anatomically correct like one above. This funny bacon tattoo has a "Sailor Jerry" tattoo design feel to it. Those are the old-fashion tattoos that sailors of yesteryear once sported. Now, these tattoos are sported by bikers, funny hipsters and corporate lawyers.
Bacon Love Tattoo
Make no mistake. The owner of this whimsical tattoo has a special space in his or her heart for bacon because the heart is made of bacon. No one will ask if this person is a vegetarian!
Bacon Wrap Tattoo
This funny bacon tattoo wraps around this man's arm. He must have some great bacon stories! He'll be a bacon lover for life with ink like that. Throw some meat on a stick at a BBQ and you've just made this guy's day.
Pork Cuts and Butter Tattoo
What's in this guys stomach? We'll throw a wild guess into the wind and say it's bacon! This funny pork tattoo has bacon trim under the stomach, but we wanted to save your eyes, so please just use your bacon imagination.
Bacon and Eggs Tattoo
This funny bacon and eggs tattoo can only be worn by a true bacon lover. Every morning probably starts off with a hot plate of bacon and eggs, the eggs over easy. One of the benefits of a bacon tattoo like this is that all a person has to do while traveling to another country and simply showing the breakfast tattoo if he doesn't speak the language. Or is just lazy. He is like his own, roaming breakfast menu! Maybe he even sleeps in the kitchen to get breakfast in bed.
Happy Bacon Strip Tattoo
This strip of bacon is happy to feed you. How can anyone resist that wide, happy bacon smile? This bit of bacon can't wait to be in your stomach.
Cuts of Meat Tattoo
This butchers' guide makes for a funny bacon tattoo because it shows where all the cuts of meat are. However, unlike the bacon and eggs tattoo, the wearer of this tattoo can't use it to order meat on her own as it is on her back.
I Love Bacon Tattoo
This man (or woman) isn't afraid to express his (or her) love: bacon. Maybe it's the juicy goodness of bacon. Maybe it's the ease of bacon shopping. You'll just have to ask him (or her) what inspired this hilarious bacon tattoo.
Funny Bacon TattoosIt's a fact! People like to play to bacon and add it to things that normally don't have bacon. These funny bacon images will have you telling everyone "I love Bacon!"
Bacon Bloody Mary
If this is your brunch drink, then add some more brunch goodness to it with slices of delicious bacon!
Bacon Clock
Let everyone know it's literally time for bacon with this clock made of bacon.
Bacon Cupcakes
We haven't tried this wild combination of bacon and pastry fusion! Sure, it's not kosher, but it's not meant to be. We're sure it will make someone smile as long as that person isn't a vegetarian.
Bacon Wrapped Corn on the Cob
Smell the bacon cooking with this combination of corn and meat. It will make your backyard barbecues more intriguing.
Bacon Truck
Driven them crazy with this little heart-attack on four wheels. This bacon truck will drive into your stomach and never look back.
“If you call ham Canadian bacon, what do you call bacon?”—Ron Kanfi
“I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.”--Katy Perry
“As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.”— Rush Limbaugh
“I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.”—Gwyneth Paltrow
“Veggie bacon?!? That sounds like a sign of the Apocalypse.”—Turtle Dundee
“The other week, while sitting over a bacon omelet and rambling on about how much I love the “bacon, egg, cheese on toast combo”, a good buddy looks across the table at me and utters a sentence I may never forget as long as I live: “Yeah, because bacon is the candy bar of meat.”—Adam McArthur
“Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.”—Paula Deen
“Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.”—Hugh Jackman
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”—Doug Larson
“Francis Bacon is one of my giant inspirations. I just love him to pieces.”—David Lynch
“We have found that morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells.”—William Taylor
“Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.”—Michelle Malkin
“Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups.”—Emily Mortimer
“I used to have trouble choking down the pills I have to take for controlling my cholesterol, but it’s a lot easier now that I wrap them in bacon.”— Brad Simanek
“You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.”—Hillary Scott
“I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?”— Fry, from Futurama
“I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.”—Ben Stein