Unique Alcohol Drinking Greetings Cards for Everyone
Have you ever had one of those days that simply call for a drink? Of course! One cannot be expected to be sober all morning. I feel your happy hour withdraws! That’s where funny drinking cards and alcohol birthday cards come in to sift through those painfully boring moments of sobriety.
These vodka birthday cards are full of funny drinking jokes that personally spoke to me. I was always told by my mother, bless her soul, that if I love something to let it go, which got me in trouble when dear old Fluffy got rabies. The Human Society was less keen on the whole if-you-love-something-let-it-go way of life and now I have some bills for Fluffy’s rabid attacks on the neighborhood children and clearly need a drink. My friends were also less supportive of my freeing of Fluffy. Perhaps I need less serious friends. I need the kind of friends I can send this Glenn McCoy cartoon drinking card to because they don’t get hangovers because of their beer bellies. My friends don’t even HAVE beer bellies. Lame, I know.
Sometimes I’m invited to events that call for classier drinking greeting cards (we’ve all been there). In those moments, I like to grab a retro drinking card from the hilarious Talk Bubbles Line. It has that vintage feel, with modern day drinking humor all rolled up into one clever card. Actually, it’s not so much rolled, but pressed. You get what I’m trying to say.
I have the unique birthday cards to fit your friend’s bucket list! You’ve always got a friend at NobleWorks Cards! Now, just remember to drink responsibly. I am not responsible for your drunken middle of the night calls to your ex!
President of NobleWorks Cards