These hilarious cards only come around a few times in a lifetime. Or maybe all the time. We make pretty funny cards, you know. But that’s not the point we’re trying to make.
The point is that engagements are pretty cool. Although people change, and some lame-ass people claim marriage isn’t important and “just a piece of paper” there are other people who see it for what it is: a promise and the most trust you could give anyone outside your family-- unless you’re marrying your cousin, which is kind of weird, but who are we to judge? We have a whole line of dancing penis cards after all.
All jokes aside, marrying someone is a huge life decision and that calls for a funny engagement card. And you just so happen to be in luck: It just so happens that we are going to carry engagement cards! Crazy, right?
So get send a funny engagement card to the guy or gal you know set to walk down the aisle or exchange vows in an ice cave (we heard destination weddings are all the rage).