Hold The Elevator: Humor Birthday Greeting Card - Cat, Dog

Item #: C4856BDG
Cover Reads:
The Difference Between Cats And Dogs. Hold The Elevator!
Inside Reads:
Hold Everything And Have A Happy Birthday!
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Cartoonist Tim Whyatt absolutely nails the difference between dogs and cats in this brilliantly funny elevator birthday card. Let's be honest: Even cat people have to admit that if they fall over dead in their homes, the cat will be the first one to start taking bites out of our corpse. How did cats get so domesticated again? Can we sue the ancient Egyptians for making them god-like?

The inherent difference between dogs and cats has never been so comically, colorfully and concisely depicted than on the Hold The Elevator Birthday Joke Card. Animal lovers of all kinds will get a kick out of this funny birthday card. It's a cute, charming and educational greeting card to lift anybody's spirits on their birthday, and the price per card gets cheaper the more you order.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Hold The Elevator
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2017
UPC:
745469202588
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (7 of 7 responses)
By Pam
Kansas
funny birthday card
November 29, 2020
Perfect for cat lovers or dog lovers
Pros
  • non-offensive humor
Cons
  • none
By Denny
Moline, Illinois
Undeniable
July 27, 2020
Any dog owner or cat owner will recognize the inherent truth this card distills.
Pros
  • Appropriate for any recipient.
Cons
  • None
By Virginia
Virginia
Perfect Card to settle the Cat vs. Dog Debate
June 14, 2020
If you want to make the cat lover in your life smile on their birthday - this is the card!
By Dale W.
OH
Great for my pet lover friends.
March 1, 2020
Anyone that sees this card smiles and comments this captures dogs versus cats puuurrfectly.
By Tamarah
Bothell, WA
Definitely for Dog and Cat Lovers!
May 18, 2019
I gave this card to a friend who fosters dogs and cats for a local animal shelter. And she said, ?€œthis is so true, and laughed her head off.?€
Pros
  • Great for pet lovers!
By kbkazoo
portland, or
hilarious!
December 1, 2018
this is PERFECT for people with cats and/or dogs!
Pros
  • appropriate for mixed company (people who have both cats and dogs)
By Card S.
San Mateo, CA
Hilarious!
April 12, 2018
The perfect card for anyone who has cat and dogs. Actually, it's perfect for anyone who KNOWS cats and dogs!