Officially Old Hints: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C2694BDG
Cover Reads:
You Know You Are Officially Old When... Famous People From Your Day Suddenly Seem Very, Very Old; ...You Have To Decide Which Way To Part Your Ear Hair; ...Hey, Hey You, You Get Off Of My Lap! – Mick Jagger Today; ...Soemone At Work Says... "You're Actually Older Than My Mom! That's So Cute!"; ...Keeping Your Fly Up Is Only An Option.
Inside Reads:
Yep, You're Officially Old. Happy Birthday!
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Finally, the 'official rules' for determining when you're old. Four sassy, age-appropriate rules are laid out cartoon-style on this clever and colorful Birthday Joke Card. If the recipient of this witty card can check off all four signs of seniority, then, yep, they're officially old. And unofficially delighted to receive this hilarious, spot-on card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Officially Old Hints
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Mike Shiell
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
July 15, 2016
UPC:
745469030907
Availability:
In Stock
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